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"Oh bother"
―Winnie-the-Pooh[src]
 

Winnie-the-Pooh is the titular main antagonist in Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey and its sequel.

Biography

Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey

Pooh was friends with Owl, Rabbit, Eeyore, and Piglet in the Hundred Acre Wood, a young Christopher Robin once encountered and made friends with anthropomorphic creatures Owl, Rabbit, Eeyore, Piglet, and Winnie-the-Pooh. He frequently brought them food and spent time with them. He stopped going, though, after deciding to enroll in college and pursue a career as a doctor. The animals experienced severe famine without him there to provide for them or serve as their leader as winter set in. Pooh made the decision one night that the gang needed to eat one of its own members to survive. They finally decided to murder and eat Eeyore, which so traumatized them that they started to hate people, especially Christopher for putting them through so much pain. They promised to give up being human, revert to their animal instincts, and remain silent always.

Five years later, Christopher, an adult, goes back to the Hundred Acre Wood with his fiancé Mary Robin to see his old acquaintances, but he discovers that it has fallen into disrepair. Christopher continues his investigation despite Mary's warnings to quit, but Piglet surprises him and fatally strangles Mary with a chain. Christopher, who is terrified and perplexed, tries to flee, but Pooh and Piglet catch up with him, capture him, bring him back into the woods, show him Eeyore's skeleton bones in a cave, and burn Mary's body.

Later, Maria, Jessica, Alice, Zoe, and Lara, all college students, rent a cabin in the Hundred Acre Wood at Maria's therapist's advice so she may recover from a horrific stalker incident. Another one of Maria's pals, Tina, gets lost while traveling to the cottage. Pooh pursues her into an abandoned factory and chops her up with a woodchipper there. Later, after imprisoning Christopher in his treehouse, Pooh remembers their early years and snaps. He violently whips him with Eeyore's tail, places Mary's skeleton bones in a corner, and then drenches him in her blood.

Pooh and Piglet run into the hut as darkness falls. After putting Lara to sleep in a jacuzzi with a chloroform-soaked rag, they ambush her. They then transport her to the road, where Piglet holds her down while Pooh slowly drives a vehicle over her head, breaking her skull. Maria and Jessica go outside after hearing the ruckus, only to see Lara's body running away to tell the others. Pooh's arrival causes the foursome to divide into pairs. In the process of entering, Piglet knocks Alice out cold before using a sledgehammer to murder Zoe in the pool. Maria and Jessica decide to sneak into the woods to rescue Alice after seeing the monsters kidnapping her.

The two liberate Alice, Christopher, and another captive called Charlene in Pooh's treehouse. Charlene invites Piglet to murder him in an attempt to exact revenge after Piglet horribly disfigured her face, but Pooh subdues her and pours honey on her before Piglet mauls her to death. Pooh follows Maria and Jessica into the woods, but Alice remains behind to overpower him. She then chains him up and kills him with his own sledgehammer as retaliation for Charlene, Lara, and Zoe's murders. Pooh reappears and fatally stabs her through the gaping mouth to a wall.

Maria and Jessica flee to the road and ask Logan, Tucker, John, and Colt—four local country men—for assistance. Before Maria tries to drive him over with their pickup truck, Pooh quickly dispatches each of the guys despite their best efforts to overwhelm him with their guns. Pooh climbs aboard the pickup, losing consciousness as she hits a tree. When she awakens, Pooh has just beheaded Jessica. Prior to Christopher coming up in a car and smashing Pooh between the two, ostensibly killing him, he grabs Maria out of the truck and nearly kills her.

When Pooh, who had barely survived, awoke, he pursued Christopher and Maria and grabbed her, holding her at knifepoint. Christopher begs Pooh to let her go, vowing to live in the Hundred Acre Wood with him forever in exchange for his forgiveness. Pooh hesitates at first, then utters the words "You left." before slitting her throat. After witnessing Maria slowly bleed to death in his arms and realizing his old childhood buddy is now helpless, traumatized Christopher runs from the Hundred Acre Wood as Pooh continues to stab Maria's body.

Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey 2

Now that the Hundred Acre Wood has been set ablaze, Pooh and Piglet sought out help with fellow friends, Owl and Tigger. Pooh and Owl go out killing a few nights later. Their targets are a group of three university students, Mia, Alice, and Jamie. Pooh and Owl mess with the girls before killing them gruesomely. The following day, three hunters-Aaron, Darrell, and Shepard go hunt the Crossbreeds. Owl sees them and reports it to Pooh and after consideration, he and Piglet go out to kill the hunters. Piglet ambushes the group but is quickly apprehended and shot in the face by Darrell. Pooh steps in and kills Shepard and Darrell. Aaron gets mauled by Pooh but manages to survive his encounter with Pooh.

At his therapy session, Christopher Robin is hypnotized by his therapist, Mary Darling. He vividly remembers his brother, Billy at his birthday party in which he would later get kidnapped. Christopher never got over this and after his session is over, he goes home and searches up any incident that corresponds to his brother's disappearance. Next day at work, Christopher asks Aaron what he saw in the woods. After confirming that Pooh and the Crossbreeds are real, Christopher notices a janitor spying on them. Christopher realizes that the janitor is the man who kidnapped Billy all those years ago. Christopher follows the janitor, Cavendish, to his house and confronts him about the kidnapping of Billy. Cavendish tells Christopher that he was hired by a mad scientist, Dr. Arthur Gallup to kidnap children for his experiment. Gallup's experiment included mixing human DNA with animal DNA. It failed though so Gallup killed Billy and the other kids before getting killed by Cavendish himself. After giving this information to Christopher, Cavendish shoots himself.

-Yung- Pooh Getting Kidnapped

Billy Robin getting kidnapped

While babysitting, Lexy hears a noise which causes her to take Freddy and hide in a tent. Using a RC car, Freddy and Lexy discover that Pooh has entered the house. Lexy and Freddy are able to leave the house while Pooh is distracted where cops are waiting for them. Earlier, Freddy's grandpa had tried to call Freddy but got no reply. He then went to check up on him. Multiple cops enter the house and some get murdered by Pooh. Lexy calls Christopher informing him to check on his family. Pooh however is already at Christopher's house and murders his mom and dad. When Christopher arrives at the scene, he discovers the carnage left behind as well as his sister, Bunny missing.

Pooh, Tigger, and Owl go to a rave later that night. Pooh and Tigger murder plenty of ravers. Pooh starts his murder rampage by impaling a guy in the mouth before decapitating a woman with a bear trap. Pooh slashes multiple more ravers while Tigger corners some. Christopher arrives and is immediately greeted by the sight of dead bodies. Pooh finds more ravers and murderers them in multiple ways. Searching for Pooh, Christopher stumbles across more bodies. He calls out for him but is only met with Tigger. Christopher shoots Tigger and Ava, a childhood friend of Christopher, tries to help Christopher but is only killed by Tigger. Covered in Ava's blood, Christopher blindly tries to shoot Tigger but ultimately misses. Pooh meanwhile is still killing ravers and kills another childhood friend of Christopher's, Cara. Pooh then grabs a chainsaw before heading Christopher's way.

Temporary Death

Christopher asks Pooh to give Bunny back to him, however Pooh attacks him with a chainsaw. Christopher kicks the chainsaw into a car which causes the chainsaw to flame up. Pooh attacks Christopher some more with his new flaming chainsaw. Christopher gets chased through the woods but just as he falls and is almost killed by Pooh, Pooh sees an open grave which reminds him of when he was killed by Dr. Gallup. This makes Christopher realize that Pooh is his missing brother, Billy. Christopher tries to sympathize with Pooh but is choked instead. Lexy shows up and tackles Pooh to the ground. Pooh grabs Lexy and pushes her face next to the chainsaw but is saved by Christopher who runs up to Pooh with an axe. Realizing his demise, Pooh says "Oh Bother" as Christopher splits Pooh's head with the axe. With the deaths of his friends, Owl gets honey to regenerate Pooh and Piglet bodies and promises to be back for Christopher Robin. At this moment, Piglet's head grows back, and Winnie the Pooh's hands twitch, confirming the Owl's promises to bring them back to life.

Billy Robin (pooh) Death

Winnie-the-Pooh's death

Victims

Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey

  • Eeyore - Eaten by the Crossbreeds
  • Tina - Head smashed, fed into woodchipper
  • Lara - Head run over by car tire
  • Alice - Stabbed through mouth with machete
  • Colt - Face clawed off
  • Tucker - Hand cut off, head stomped to mush
  • Logan - Throat slit with machete
  • John - Bees?!
  • Jessica - Decapitated
  • Maria - Throat slit with knife

Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey 2

  • Alice - Stabbed through wall with pole
  • Mia - Limbs broken, head forced into bear trap
  • Shepard - Beaten w/ bat, throat slashed
  • Darrell - Head impaled w/ shotgun
  • Decapitated Head - Killed offscreen
  • Cop - Beaten, stabbed in mouth w/ severed arm
  • Daphne - Face full of knives
  • Alan - Killed offscreen
  • Raver - Stabbed through mouth
  • Bunny Raver - Decapitated w/ bear trap
  • 23 Ravers - Killed offscreen
  • 2 Ravers - Beaten with spiked bat
  • Raver - Head bashed in by Pooh
  • 4 Ravers - Killed offscreen
  • Ava - Thrown off catwalk, slashed
  • Raver - Pooh Bear punch!
  • Raver - Burned to death in furnace
  • Raver - Drilled
  • Raver - Decapitated
  • Cara - Head ripped off