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V/H/S/99 (2022) KILL COUNT is the four hundred and fifty-fifth video of The Kill Count.
Overview[]
"Shredding"[]
R.A.C.K. — acronym for members Rachel, Ankur, Chris and Kaleb — are a punk rock band who love pulling pranks, and regularly record their antics on a web show that they host. For their latest video, the band decides to break into the Colony Underground, a former music venue that burned down three years prior in an electrical fire which claimed the lives of all four members of the punk band Bitch Cat, who died after being trampled during a chaotic stampede. The tape then transitions to a demo reel of Bitch Cat performing and being interviewed.
Returning to the main tape, R.A.C.K. enters the condemned venue. As the quartet explore the site, a reluctant Ankur, the unwilling recipient of the group's jokes, warns Rachel about his fear of the bhuta, having heard that they possess any person who defiles their resting place. Taking to the stage, they trick Ankur into believing they are being possessed. Unimpressed, Ankur storms off, declaring that he hopes the bhuta gets them.
The three remaining members produce inflatable sex dolls filled with gelatin and proceed to stomp on them to re-enact the stampede that killed Bitch Cat. Suddenly, a ghostly voice tells the trio to 'get off my fucking stage', just before Kaleb is snatched into the air. As Kaleb's bloody, pulverized remains fall from above, Rachel and Chris attempt to escape. Bitch Cat, appearing as angry and zombified bhuta, seize the group's camera and film themselves as they dismember and decapitate the members of R.A.C.K. The tape glitches out to reveal the reanimated and crudely reconnected remains of R.A.C.K, now possessed by Bitch Cat, performing one of the latter group's old songs onstage as the tape ends.
"Suicide Bid"[]
College freshman Lily is desperate to join Beta Sigma Eta, the most prestigious sorority on her campus. Lily performs a "suicide bid" – only applying to one sorority as her recruitment choice – risking potential alienation upon rejection. The effort appears to pay off, as Lily is invited out for a night on the town with the Beta Sigma Eta sisters, Annie, Lucy, Imogene, and Hannah. The sisters take Lily to a nearby graveyard where, as part of a hazing ritual, she is dared to spend the night buried inside a coffin. The sisters reveal that this is meant to recreate an urban legend wherein another freshman, Giltine, was dared to commit the same deed to enter the same sorority 20 years earlier, only to be forgotten by her classmates for a week. She was found to have vanished when the coffin was unearthed, rumored to have crawled into the underworld.
Lily enters the coffin with a box, whose contents she is told will provide reassurance if her resolve falters, and a video camera to film her ordeal. The sisters begin pranking her by knocking on her coffin. She opens the box to discover it contains several large spiders. Terrified by the spiders and a growing sense of claustrophobia, Lily rings the bell that the sisters set up in the event of an emergency, demanding to be let out, but the sisters continue to laugh at her torment. A sudden rainstorm commences just as a police car arrives on scene to investigate the noise. Fearing expulsion for the hazing, the sisters flee and agree to exhume Lily in the morning. The police officers make a cursory investigation of the site, but leave, unable to hear Lily's muffled cries for help. As the storm continues, the coffin is partially flooded by rainwater. Just as the water stops rising, a ghoul – the restless spirit of Giltine – punches through the lid of the coffin and attacks Lily.
The next morning, the sorority sisters find the open grave full of water and the coffin mysteriously empty. They agree to never speak of the incident. That night, the sisters awaken, buried in coffins. Lily, now a ghoul herself, appears with Giltine in Annie's coffin and tells Annie that she has made a deal with Giltine, offering the sorority sisters to her as replacement victims in exchange for her soul being spared. The two then attack, a tarantula crawling out of Giltine's mouth, as the sorority sisters scream in terror.
"Ozzy's Dungeon"[]
Ozzy's Dungeon is a children's game show where young contestants participate in physical challenges for a chance to descend into the titular dungeon and meet Ozzy, who will allow the winner to be granted a wish. During Ozzy's orifices, the enthusiastic Donna, whose wish is to help her poverty-stricken family leave their run-down neighborhood, is brutally injured by her rival contestant Timmy, losing the show after the host doesn't stop the game so her injury can be properly tended to.
Years later, after Ozzy's Dungeon was cancelled, the show's former host awakens, stripped and locked in a dog cage, in the basement of Donna's domineering mother Debra, who is gradually revealed to have groomed her daughter to win the show at all costs so she could escape Detroit. With the help of her browbeaten husband Marcus, their son Brandon, and permanently crippled Donna – who now uses a wheelchair and whose injured leg is decaying and gangrenous – Debra has the host filmed while he is forced through several torturous versions of the obstacles from the show, threatening to douse him with acid if he refuses to comply. He fails to complete the course by seconds. The host offers to bring the family to Ozzy and have their wish granted.
The group then drives to the empty studio where Ozzy's Dungeon was filmed. Upon seeing armed guards watching the main entrance, the host leads the family inside via the rear entrance. Traversing the set, the group soon stands before the large wooden door which supposedly leads to the titular dungeon. The door is opened by the host's former assistant and is revealed to lead to a cave. Inside, the family discovers Ozzy on an altar, being worshipped by the assistant and people dressed in the attire of the show's contestants. Donna is brought before Ozzy to tell her her wish, after which Ozzy convulses and births a monstrous creature. Granting Donna's wish, the creature proceeds to fire a beam out of its eye at the host and Donna's family, causing their faces to melt. The tape ends as Donna smiles at the camera.
"The Gawkers"[]
Brady is a young teenager who films stop motion videos of toy soldiers – the animations depicted in-between the film's segments – with his older brother Dylan's camera. While Brady records his latest video, Dylan bursts into his room and takes the camera, which he uses to film himself practicing pick-up lines. He and his friends Kurt, Mark and Boner exclude Brady from their activities, thinking him to be a hopeless loser. The friends then go out to pull pranks on the neighborhood residents and each other, then perform tricks at the local skatepark. The group also discover a large patch of snakeskin near a field, taunting Boner to eat it for 50 cents.
After concealing the camera and using it in an attempt to get secret up-skirt photos of two girls, the teens become fixated on Sandra, an attractive blonde who has moved into the house across the street from Brady and Dylan's house, and whose yard is decorated with several stone busts. As the boys film her washing her car from Brady's window, they are interrupted by a deliveryman who hands Sandra a computer. Brady later meets and befriends Sandra, who invites him into her house while he attempts to roller-skate, much to Dylan's shock and jealousy. Upon Brady's return, Kurt, Mark, and Boner compliment him for his newfound relationship with Sandra. When they beg him for information, Brady tells them that Sandra invited him back to help set up a new webcam. Dylan and his friends enlist Brady to follow through on this promise, pressuring him into installing spyware on her computer, intending to hack into her webcam in the hopes of seeing her nude.
Brady reluctantly agrees and returns to Sandra's house that night. Although he is nearly caught, he manages to install the spyware, despite being wracked with guilt for spying on Sandra and betraying her trust. Unbothered, Dylan and his friends watch Sandra as she undresses as Brady leaves the room. The boys are horrified to witness Sandra rip off her scalp, uncovering hair made of snakes and revealing that she is actually a gorgon. Sandra appears to notice what the boys are doing through the webcam and leaps from her window to their house. She breaks into Dylan's room and attacks them, killing Kurt, Mark, and Boner. As Dylan flees, Brady arrives and attempts to reason with Sandra, apologizing for violating her privacy. Not accepting his apology, Sandra turns Brady to stone, then proceeds to petrify Dylan as well. Now fully transformed, she slowly approaches the camera, stuck in Dylan's stony hand, as the tape comes to an end.
"To Hell and Back"[]
On New Year's Eve 1999, best friends and videographers Nate and Troy have been hired by what is revealed to be a coven of witches. Their task is to film the witches performing a ritual where a woman named Kirsten volunteers to be offered as a vessel to a powerful demon known as Ukabon. Despite agreeing to film the ritual, Nate is notably skeptical of his clients and thinks that the ritual may be a prank. The witches performing the ritual tell the duo that while they call to Ukabon, they will not actually summon it until the stroke of midnight on the new millennium, when the veil between Earth and Hell is at its thinnest. As the ritual begins, Ferkus, an uninvited demon who has disrupted the coven's rituals before, makes its presence known. As the witches attempt to cast it out, Ferkus grabs Nate and Troy and drags them underneath the witches' altar.
As his camera glimpses Ferkus retreating, Troy slowly discovers that he and Nate have been sent to Hell. The duo encounter bloodthirsty demons, hazardous traps, and mutilated bodies spread throughout the cavernous landscape, prompting Nate to arm himself with a discarded pitchfork as a means of protection. As they make their way across Hell, Nate and Troy cross paths with Mabel, a damned soul who speaks in archaic terms and can tell that they are mortal, thus making them irresistible to hungry demons. She decides to help them escape by leading them to Ukabon, whom she hates, in exchange for the two of them writing her name in the witches' spell book. Nate and Troy also remember how the witches told them that the veil between Earth and Hell is weakest at midnight, and since Ukabon is the only conduit through which the duo can return to Earth, they have only minutes to find them before they are stuck in Hell for eternity.
While trekking across Hell, the group encounters more demons, and Nate and Troy bicker with one another constantly over their predicament, confusing Mabel with their modern ways of speaking. Eventually, the group enters a cave where they find Ukabon, surrounded by a cult of masked demons, preparing to enter Kirsten’s body. The demon cultists attack the trio, but Nate and Troy manage to kill them. As midnight rapidly approaches, Nate and Troy shout at Mabel to come with them to Earth. She is unfortunately stabbed by one of the cultists, reminding them to write her name in the book. The two friends jump inside Ukabon's cavernous stomach just as the ritual commences. The duo successfully return to Earth, albeit with Nate possessing Kirsten’s body. Furious that their ritual has failed, the witches kill Nate and Troy before arguing with one another about what went wrong. A dying Troy uses his blood to write Mabel's name in the book the witches used to summon Ukabon, then succumbs to his injuries before the tape ends.
The tape returns to the previous segment, showing Dylan and Brady's stone bodies before the camera's battery runs out.
As the credits end, the witches can be heard performing their ritual again, this time calling Mabel's name, hinting that she will return to Earth.
Deaths[]
Counted Deaths[]
"Shredding"[]
- Bitch Cat Member #1 - Trampled by crowd, burned to death - 5 mins in (Deaths discussed)
- Bitch Cat Member #2 - Trampled by crowd, burned to death - 5 mins in (Deaths discussed)
- Bitch Cat Member #3 - Trampled by crowd, burned to death - 5 mins in (Deaths discussed)
- Bitch Cat Member #4 - Trampled by crowd, burned to death - 5 mins in (Deaths discussed)
- Kaleb - Torn apart by offscreen force - 17 mins in
- Chris - Clawed open by Bitch Cat - 19 mins in
- Zombie Deirdre - Spice intolerance - 20 mins in
- Ankur - Ripped apart offscreen by Bitch Cat - 20 mins in
- Rachel - Ripped apart by Bitch Cat - 21 mins in
"Suicide Bid"[]
- Lily - Taken by Giltine - 40 mins in
- Annie - Buried alive by Giltine - 43 mins in
- Imogene - Buried alive by Giltine - 43 mins in
- Lucy - Buried alive by Giltine - 43 mins in
- Hannah - Buried alive by Giltine - 43 mins in
"Ozzy's Dungeon"[]
- The Host - Face melted by Ozzy - 1 hr 9 mins in
- Debra - Face melted by Ozzy - 1 hr 9 mins in
- Marcus - Face melted by Ozzy - 1 hr 9 mins in
"The Gawkers"[]
- Mark - Torn open by Sandra - 1 hr 25 mins in
- Kurt - Killed somehow by Sandra - 1 hr 25 mins in
- Boner - Became rock hard, head cut off by Sandra - 1 hr 25 mins in
- Brady - Petrified by Sandra - 1 hr 25 mins in
- Dylan - Petrified by Sandra - 1 hr 25 mins in
"To Hell and Back"[]
- Impaled Body #1 - Shish kebabbed by demon offscreen - 1 hr 31 mins in (Body found)
- Impaled Body #2 - Shish kebabbed by demon offscreen - 1 hr 31 mins in (Body found)
- Impaled Body #3 - Shish kebabbed by demon offscreen - 1 hr 31 mins in (Body found)
- Rotisserie Corpse - Skewered and roasted offscreen - 1 hr 36 mins in (Body found)
- Cultist #1 - Stabbed by Troy - 1 hr 41 mins in
- Cultist #2 - Slashed by Troy - 1 hr 41 mins in
- Giant Cultist - Stabbed 5x by Nate - 1 hr 42 mins in
- Mabel - Impaled by demon - 1 hr 42 mins in
- Nate - 2-for-1 stabbing - 1 hr 43 mins in
- Kirsten - 2-for-1 stabbing - 1 hr 43 mins in
- Troy - Sliced by scythe, bled out - 1 hr 43 mins in
Non Counted Deaths[]
- 4 Plastic Soldiers - Ran over by a tank
- Plastic Soldier - Cut in half by the Rat Monster
- Giltine - Accidentally buried alive before the film
- Spider - Crushed by Lily
- Lindsay - Fate unknown
- Brandon - Possibly killed by Ozzy
Trivia[]
- This is the first (and so far only) mainline V/H/S movie to not have a wraparound segment.
- It's also the first V/H/S movie since the first one to not have a foreign-language segment.
- In the 2023 Dead Meat Horror Awards, this film was nominated for:
- Best Remake or Sequel
- The Segments or each Host are;
- In the numbers, there is a mistake in the arrangement of the 20th to 23rd silhouettes.
- The 20th silhouette should be of Boner (headless petrified male silhouette), followed by Brady and Dylan (both petrified male silhouettes). The 23rd silhouette should be of the first impaled body, denoted as a regular male silhouette just like in the 20th position.
- This is Phoenix Gvojic's first appearance on the Kill Count.
- This is technically the sixth Zoran Kill Count to not feature a Fake Ad.