Describing my Award Predictions in One sentence or more
It says what it says, I'll be describing my Golden Chainsaw or Dull Machete predictions or guesses over the years in one sentence or more or less. It's titled that just because there's some that are long so. Just to be clear, I'm chroniclizing it from the order of predictions I made in that timeframe on the blog or on the Killcount comment section on the Wiki so if you see a recent kill count in the middle of old ones, now you know.
- Sleepaway Camp: Note to self: Don't trust the wiki.
- Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers: It was hard to find something for this movie so I went into a Sleepaway Camp kills rank list and choose her because well, why not.
- Sleepaway Camp III: Teenage Wasteland: My first GC prediction I got right.
- Return To Sleepaway Ca…
JesseAndMike's Bring the Pain Series (2014-present) KILL COUNT
Used to watch it for the Injuries and stuff.
- 1 Deaths
- 1.1 Non Counted Deaths
- 2 Numbers
- 2.1 Awards
- Mike - Bled to death after getting the nail pulled out offscreen - 1:27 (NAIL IN HAND!)
- Mike (Again) - Dart stabbed through his head - 0:52-1:25 (DART IN HEAD!)
- Jesse - Mouth drilled to bits - 0:57 (CAVITY GETS DRILLED!)
- Jesse (Again) - Killed by his Mom offscreen - 1:49 (PENCIL IN HAND!)
- Jesse (3rd Time) - One shotted by Mike with a Golf Club - 1:19 (HUGE BUSTED LIP!)
- Jesse (4th Time) - Soul sucked by Ghost Girl in a box offscreen - 1:40 (DISLOCATED FINGER!)
- Jesse (5th Time) - Hit in the back of the head by Golf ball - 1:31 (GOLF BALL LODGED IN HEAD!)
- Mike (3rd Time) - Presumably died after getting stabbed by a nail - 1:41 (NAIL IN FOOT!)
- Mike (4th Time) - Bl…
Ranking Every Great Kill that didn't win the Golden Chainsaw of Each Year
Basically I put every selected great kill in my opinion that didn't win Golden Chainsaw and rank them for each year and again, the highest and lowest ones will be the Best and Worst Winners of the year. Remember, My opinion.
- 1 Year 1
- 1.1 Best and Worst Kill that didn't win the Golden Chainsaw of Year 1 (For better or for worse)
- 2 Year 2
- 2.1 Best and Worst Kill that didn't win the Golden Chainsaw of Year 2 (For better or for worse)
- 3 Year 3
- 3.1 Best and Worst Kill that didn't win the Golden Chainsaw of Year 3 (For better or for worse)
- 4 Year 4
- 4.1 Best and Worst Kill that didn't win the Golden Chainsaw of Year 4 (For better or for worse)
- 5 Year 5
- 5.1 Best and Worst Kill that didn't win the Golden Chainsaw of Year 5 (For better or for worse)
- 6 Year 6
- 6.1 Best and W…
Anthology Segments Covered on the Kill Count that has a 100% Great Kills rate
These are segments from Anthologies covered on the Kill Count that has not enough bad kills in it's name. And no, Having a single best kill doesn't count.
- 1 Trick 'r Treat
- 2 Tales from the Hood
- 3 Tales from the Hood 2
- 4 Tales from the Hood 3
- 5 V/H/S
- 6 V/H/S/2
- 7 V/H/S: Viral
- 8 V/H/S/94
- 9 V/H/S/99
- 10 V/H/S/85
- 11 V/H/S/Beyond
- 12 The Ultimate Segment who have the most kills and not have a single bad one so far?
- 12.1 Fur Babies (V/H/S/Beyond)
- 13 List of Dull Machete Winner Segments
- 13.1 Trick 'r Treat:
- 13.2 Tales from the Hood:
- 13.3 Tales from the Hood 2:
- 13.4 Tales from the Hood 3:
- 13.5 V/H/S:
- 13.6 V/H/S/2:
- 13.7 V/H/S: Viral:
- 13.8 V/H/S/94:
- 13.9 V/H/S/99:
- 13.10 V/H/S/85:
- 13.11 V/H/S/Beyond:
SKIPPED (The opening is the only one that has no bad kills, but it only has 1 kill so)
Rogue Cop Revelati…
Heavy is Dead (2019) KILL COUNT
Yep, The Heavy is dead
- Heavy - Shot by Engineer - 0:04
- Soldier - Crushed to a Wall by Ambulance - 0:59
- Heavy (Again) - Exploded after trying to be sent to heaven - 1:07
- Scout & His Mom - Car Crash - 1:37
- Medic - Incinerated by Car Explosion - 1:44
- Sniper - Shot by Demo Man - 1:55
- Demo Man - Shat himself - 2:12
- Engineer - Uno Reversed (Decapitated by Heavy's finger gun) - 2:34
- Spy - Hanged himself - 2:42
10 people died in Heavy is Dead with 9 males, 2 of them Heavys and 1 mom giving us the exact invert of team colors in this video. With a runtime of 2 minutes and 51 seconds gives us a kill on average of 1 minute and 39 seconds or 222.222 milliseconds
- I'll give the golden chainsaw for the coolest kill in the skit to Heavy, the second time he died. I me…