Tom Scott Returns (2024) KILL COUNT
Need to go in the piss tank
- 1 Deaths
- 1.1 Non-counted Deaths
- 2 Numbers
- 2.1 Awards
- Random person - Hit by Tom Scott with a car - 0:07
- Tom Scott - Crashed his car - 0:08
- Tom Scott (Again) - Crashed his car in a tunnel - 0:17
- Tom Scott (3rd Time) - Grinded in the Piss Tank - 0:41
- Random Guy & Tom Scott (4th time) - Collided into each other in a fast pace - 0:58
- Venom Spider man - Exploded with Pipe bombs - 1:30
- Tom Scott (4th Time) - Faded out of existence - 2:38
- Tom Scott (5th Time) - Crushed by 2 Tom Scotts - 3:13
- Fat Guy from GTA - Sniped by Tom Scott - 3:50
- Tom Scott - Disappeared from the smoke (Most likely ninja vanish'd)
10 people died in Tom Scott Returns with 9 males (Assuming the venom spiderman was a dude) and 1 unknown crash victim giving us a blue b…
Body (2015) KILL COUNT
Just tell the truth at this point okay.
- Arthur - Tumble down the stairs, Asphyxiated by Cali with a Pillow - 54:57
- Cali - Beaten to death with Table leg by Melissa & Holly - 1:03:19
Only 2 people died in Body, Which used to be the bare minimum for a Kill Count until Creep out right destroy that rule. 1 man and 1 woman died so in a technicality, we have a balance gender split. With a runtime of 75 minutes gives us a kill on average of 59 minutes and 8 seconds.
- I'll give the golden chainsaw for the coolest kill to Arthur since his is the most onscreen here plus the whole journey with him presumably dying only to wake up then get taken out to keep the fake story working is a great rollercoaster journey on itself.
- Dull machete for lamest kill is Ca…
Shelly Season 2 (2019) KILL COUNT
So much for a High School Reunion.
Oh, Shelly died by being strangled by Celine Becker. Not counting her again but I maybe need to fix my errors.
- White-haired Stranger - Crowbar to the back, Neck slit - 5:39 (Hands Off)
- Oliver - Acid to the face - 0:00 (Chemical Reaction)
- Highgate - Fingers shredded off, Eye gouged out with Yo-yo by Oliver = 3:39 (Chemical Reaction)
- Miss Salmon - Straight up decapitated by Shelly with a Crowbar - 4:35 (The Old School Tie)
- Lucy Carter - Stabbed in the back 10x by Celine with a Crowbar, Burnt to death - 4:29 (Justice Is Served)
- Lucy's Mom - Stabbed in the chest 7x by Celine with a Crowbar, Burnt to death - 5:10 (Justice Is Served)
6 people died in Shelly Season 2, 2 more than from Season 1. The victims consisted of …
Shelly Season 1 (2018) KILL COUNT
So much for a High School Reunion.
- Shelly Carter -
Strangled to death with her tie (Revealed later)Strangled to death by Celine (Revealed in Hands Off) - 0:00 (2:23 for her real death) (Class Reunion) - Lauren Chamberlin - Stabbed in the chin, Jaw ripped off by Shelly with a Crowbar - 3:42 (Class Reunion)
- Nikki Dalton - Heel slit open, Golf ball to the head that burst her brain open by Shelly - 3:56 (Achilles Heel)
- Heidi Atherton - Strangled to death by Shelly with a Crowbar - 2:52 (Best Friends Forever)
Only 4 people died in the Season 1 of Shelly and the rare time that I think didn't happen in the OG kill count, All of them were women. Meaning at lunch, We're having a cherry pie tonight.
- I'll give the Golden Chainsaw for the coolest kill to Laure…
Death on the Beach (1991) KILL COUNT
First movie I watched on Shudder, It's very gay (Not in a negative way or anything)
- David's Teacher - Hit on the head with a box, Stabbed in the ass - 1:29
- Two of David's "Friends" - Fell off a cliff - 27:24
- Adriana - Fell out of a window - 35:25
- Tony - Stab to death by David in the shower - 1:04:32
- Prison Guard - Choked to death by Ruffo - 1:07:18
- David - Stabbed to death by Ruffo - 1:11:24
- Ruffo - Shot in the stomach? - 1:11:40
8 people died in Death on the Beach with most of the victims Male except for Adriana, who got hired to fuck David so at least we have a pie that David can enjoy, It's healthy for him okay. With a runtime of 77 minutes gives us a kill of average of 48 minutes and 27 seconds or every 48 minutes for sure, Still figuring it o…