Death Gets Busy (2009) KILL COUNT
Starting back up the 1000 ways to die train
- 1 Deaths
- 1.1 Not Counted Deaths
- 2 Numbers
- 2.1 Awards
- Angry Ed - Pushed into a vat of hydrochloric acid by his foreman in self defense, causing the acid to melt his entire body (Deep Fried)
- Natasha - Killed after her stomach burst from over eating (Gorgeous Gore)
- Phil Harden - Accidentally killed himself by over inflating a tire which explodes and impales his skull with shrapnel (Re-Tired)
- Debbie - Injected with bad Botox by a fake doctor and is completely paralyzed when she steps into her hot tub and drowns in just three feet of water (Botoxicated)
- Carl & Lenny - Suffocated on cocoa powder when it filled their lungs (Choke-A-Lot)
- Mr. O'Brien - Died of radiation poisoning after his doctor, Dr. Montana, has sex …
Butcher, Baker, Nightmare Maker (1982) KILL COUNT
Incest is the key.
- Bill Lynch Sr. - Decapitated after crashing his car into a logging truck - 2:12
- Anna Lynch - Incinerated after Bill's car falls off a cliff and explodes - 2:40
- Phil Brody - Stabbed in the neck by Cheryl Roberts with a kitchen knife - 17:23
- Chuck Strang - Decapitated by Cheryl Roberts off-screen, body and severed head shown - 1:16:10 (Head Reveal)
- Margie - Stomach slashed open by Cheryl Roberts with a machete - 1:17:48
- Sergeant Cook - Hand cut off and throat slit by Cheryl Roberts with a machete - 1:18:51
- Cheryl Roberts - Impaled through the gut by Billy Lynch with a firepoker - 1:26:00
- Detective Joe Carlson - Shot to death by Billy Lynch with his own gun - 1:29:09
8 people die in Butcher, Baker, Nightmare Maker which could have b…
BANNED VIDEO/We Finally Released Our Banned Video (2011) KILL COUNT
I wonder what the actual title for this is?
- 1 Deaths
- 1.1 Non-Counted Deaths
- 2 Deaths
- 2.1 Awards
- Anthony Padilla - Drown in a dog bowl - 1:02
- Girl Scout - Punch'd by Ian - 1:34
- Jogger - Hit by a Box thrown by Ian - 1:38
- Pizza Guy - Hit with Pizza Box by Ian - 1:49
- Robber - Punch'd by Ian - 1:54
- Richard Simmons Lover - Shot by Ian 6x times - 2:02
- Burrito Guy - Strangled to death with Burrito by Ian - 2:51
- Brian Rassmussen - Poisoned by Ian with Mercury (Revealed to be alive the whole time)
7 people died in this never before published Smosh video since again, Brian was just faking his death. The victims consisted of 6 males and 1 female giving us a pie chart version of that White girl sitting with Black men around her meme. With a runtime of 3 minutes and 55 …
THE NEW GHOSTBUSTERS (2011) KILL COUNT
The Ghost made me do this kill count.
- Anthony Padilla - Accidentally stabbed in the head with Scissors by Ian - 0:59
- Old Man Blumpkins - Died from a Heart Attack offscreen - 2:10 (Body Revealed)
- Ian Hecox - Killed in Text n' Driving accident prior to the skit - 2:44 (Shown in Flashback)
Only 3 people died in the Skit, All men since the only lady in the skit was just a crazy bitch who worried about ghosts instead of scams. With a runtime of 4 minutes and 5 seconds gives us a kill on average of 1 minute and 57 seconds
- I'll give the Golden Chainsaw for coolest kill to Anthony I guess since it's the only onscreen kill and it's with a Scissors to the head, Good enough.
- Dull Machete for lamest kill will honestly go to Ian cause even though the twist i…
Gutterballs (2008) KILL COUNT
Rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape
- Julia - Smothered to death by Egerton.
- Dave - Smothered to death by Egerton.
- Sam - Bowling pin rammed down his throat and penis cut vertically in half by Egerton with a switchblade.
- Ben - Stabbed in the eyes by Egerton with a sharpened bowling pin.
- Cindy - Strangled by Egerton with a shoelace.
- Hannah - Skull crushed by Egerton with two bowling balls.
- AJ - Face melted inside a bowling ball polisher by Patrick.
- Joey - Decapitated inside a bowling pinsetter by Patrick off-screen, body seen.
- Steve - Sharpened bowling pin rammed into his rectum and then beaten to death by Lisa with a bowling pin.
- Patrick - Throat slit by Edgerton with a switchblade.
- Egerton - Head shot off by Jamie with a shotgun.
- Lisa - Shot in the …