Basically every favorite kill from a killer featured on the Kill Count. If there's multiple/no killers at all, Then I'll put a franchise overall favorite.
| Killer | Victim | Cause of Death | Reason |
|---|---|---|---|
| Pamela Voorhees | Jack Burrell | Arrow through the back of the neck, Spurty Spurty! | That effect is impressive even though it wasn't all that graphic (*cough* bifurcations, organs hanging out *cough*). That thing alone with the Arrow sticking out is painful and realistic to see. |
| Jason Voorhees | Deborah | Impaled through the back and split in half with a post | Yes, Adrienne's a All-Timer and yes, It's a person possessed by Jason doing it but C'MON, I FUCKING LOVE BIFURCATIONS MAN! |
| Ghostface | Olivia Morris | Stabbed, used to break window, gutted | Graphic and this is what I think of when people say "Gore". |
| Chris Washington (Yes I know he's the protagionist in Get Out but he's responsible for the kills here so I'm putting him here anyway). | Georgina | Killed in car accident | I really like Awful deaths, Also I like car deaths. |
| Chucky | Michelle | Split in Half with Chainsaw | It's from Chucky Season 2 which ain't on the kill count yet but there's no way I'm not saying that this bifurcation is my favorite. |
| Mask Murderers in You're Next | Aimee Davidson | Throat slit open w/ garrote wire | This shit is burned in my memory, Plus it makes me squeamish |
| Xenomorphs | Kane | Alien baby burst through the chest | Yeah I wasn't interested in the Xenomorphs |
| Turkie | Jefferson | Cut into pieces by Turkie | It only stuck with me cause the other characters here are puppets. |
| Jack Frost | Sarah | Head blown up from the inside | I don't remember it after watching that kill count but seeing it while getting some best kills that didn't win the Golden Chainsaw, LIKE WHY HAVEN'T I PAY ATTENTION TO THIS ONE?! |
| Billy Lenz | Beauregard Rice | Stabbed through eye w/ tree topper | Only have 2 good kills in the original, I wasn't interested in the remake's kills. Was originally gonna default to Melissa but the kill was done by Agnes so here, You have him. |
| The Killer Klowns | Joe | Run off bridge | It's a car death plus it was done when the Klown rams into his car with a invisible one so I can accurately put it here. Also it's actually the scene that got this movie made, Crazy right? |
| Pennywise | Georgie Denbrough | Arm bitten off, Dragged into the sewer | Cause why the fuck. |
| Freddy Kruegar | Phillip Anderson | Tendons ripped out; walked off building | First clip I saw from the Freddy movies, Plus those tendons sticking out is fucking brutal. |
| Harry Warden | Brandy | Half-decapitated through mouth w/ shovel | I fuckin' love Awful kills. |
| Axel | Happy | Pickaxe through the neck, out the eye | Gore is great, I need people to do this more often (Note: This is a joke) |
| Mr. Leonard Wright | Mrs. Frederica | Decapitated w/ paper trimmer | Damn it Mary Lou, You burn this shit in my mind. |
| The Look-See | Thomas | Split in half lengthwise | The Look-See's deaths are usually offscreen but boy are they impressive. What strength does he have to bifurcate him like that. |
| Lubdan the Leprechaun | Andy | Coronal bifurcation with a solar panel | Even if you question the logic, It's still a great bifurcation either way. Plus this is the kill count I watch the most from the Franchise |
| John Kramer | Timothy Young | Limbs and head twisted around in The Rack | Are we ignoring the infamously of this shit? |
| Amanda Young | Allison Kerry | Ribs ripped apart by Angel Trap | It's beautiful plus it's graphic. |
| Babyface | Tree (Her 8th Death) | Incinerated in car explosion | FIREBALL!!!!! |
| Detective Mark Hoffman | William Easton | Dissolved and melted in half after being injected by hydrofluoric acid | The most goriest way a protagonist died. And yes, It's a bifurcation. |
| Logan | Detective Halloran | Head lasered into 8 pieces | It blossoms into a little flower, Also I need to do a kill like this (When I make movies tho, Not IRL). |
| Uncle Sam | Alvin Cummings | Blown up w/ a bunch of fireworks | Do you ever feel like a Plastic Bag you dear reader? |
| Laura Barns | Mitch Roussel | Face slammed a knife through the eye | Man that is gruesome |
| The Predators | Noland | Blown apart by Predator's shoulder cannon | Just because it's a full body explosion, Why are there so many of these kills that didn't get the golden chainsaw? |
| Michael Myers | Dr. Ranbir Sartain | Head stomped to mush | Just cause it's the messiest option here. Just bifurcate someone Michael, We needed that. |
| Cujo | Gary Pervier | Throat torn out by Cujo | Few options, Leave me be |
| Gregory Tudor | Martin Cassera | Face grilled with a waffle iron, decapitated | I wanna lick it |
| Frankenstein | Maria | Accidentally drowned in a lake by Frankenstein's Monster | Just by default. |
| Ash Williams | Deadite Linda | Decapitated w/ shovel by Ash | Kinda onscreen I guess. |
| Billy Chapman | Denise | Impaled through back on some deer antlers | I like breasts. |
| Ricky Chapman | Suburbanite Taking Out The Trash | Shot in chest | Sure. It's a gun kill but it's a fucking meme for crying out loud. |
| Ricky Baker | Hank | Stabbed a whole bunch of times by Ricky | By Default I guess? |
| Pino Petto | Harold The Landlord | Inside of head hollowed out by a bug toy, giant car explosion | The kill that makes me like Car Explosions. |
| Ronald Jones Jr | Dennis | Hacked in the back, head split open with an ax | God I like a head split open |
| Kenny Hampson | Edward | Stabbed through gut w/ sword | It's only because he rolled in front of the train's wheels. With that context, it gets extra points. |
| Tom | Ex-Sheriff Burke | Uppercutted with a pickaxe through the jaw | Default Choice I guess. |
| Death Angels | Man in Woods | Killed by a Death Angel | Since I saw a clip of it online, Plus I real- |
| Walter Paisley | Fuller Gray | Decapitated with a buzzsaw | Like buzzsaw deaths, Plus I have lack of options. |
| Neomorph | Ledward | Neomorph ripped out through back | The famous NXT star get's shafted again. |
| Shawn | Kenny | Stabbed through the head with a giant pencil | It's more interesting of the bunch. |
| Leatherface | Kenny Starker | Cut in half at the waist with a chainsaw | Bifurcations makes me horny. |
| "Angela" Baker | Lilly Miranda | Head lawnmowed | Like bladed weapons being used, Plus it was the first time I actually got a Golden Chainsaw guess right. |
| Angela Baker (Like the real one) | Sheriff Pete | Head crushed under car | Pretty much the best Post-Credit scene death ever. |
| Art The Clown | Dawn | Hacksawed in half vertically from groin to head | The most painful bifurcation yet, Also the most goriest. |
| The Jaws Shark | Philip FitzRoyce | Eaten by a giant shark | Just cause of lack of interest. |
| The Entity | Greg | Uh... I mean look at it, Brah | Bro got fucked to death. |
| Bee | Allison | Head blown apart w/ shotgun by Bee | Pretty much the goriest kill of the film. |
| The Man | Sarah | Shot w/ crossbow, stabbed ~12x in gut. | Just by default I guess. |
| Death | Ian McKinley | Crushed in half by cherry picker | Sorry iconic kills but how can you beat that?! |
| Dr. Herbert West | Re-Animated Morgue Man | Electric bonesaw through the back | Just to have something on here for West. |
| The Crawlers | Rebecca | Eviscerated through the stomach by crawler. | Just to have something here for the Crawlers, Plus her tummy got ripped to hell. |
| Candyman | Paul McKeever | Hooked in the back, split from groin to gullet | Not a full bifurcation but the sight of getting his torso slit open is a pretty satisfying sight. |
| Dr. Alan Feinstone | Beverly Trotter | Mouth-tortured to death. (Teeth pulled and drilled) | Since it was done with Dental Toture. |
| The Other | Gavin | Head crushed with a mallet | Most interesting kill in the movie other than a syringe in the eye. |
| Russ Thorn | Jackie | Throat slashed w/ drill. | The most onscreen of the drill kills. |
| Russ Thorn (Rockabilly Form) (Cause I see them as 2 different people) | Matt Arbicost | Drilled through the back | It's graphic as fuck. |
| Ken the Rapist | Juliette | Electrocuted in the bathtub with a vibrator | Suckie, suckie, suckie- |
| The Banana Splits Crew | Thadd Glarady | Sawed in half by Fleegle the Beagle | Imagine doing that to James after he proposed to Chelsea. |
| Jay Jones | Harold Bradley | Crushed under a car hood | I like to think he got bifurcated by that Car Hood. |
| Brandon | Noah McNichol | Super car crash into the ground | Got a car death, But not in the traditional way. |
| Luke Lerner | Jeremy | Hanged w/rope & riding lawn mower | It's the most onscreen of the three. |
| Sweeney Todd | Judge Turpin | Stabbed many times, throat slit | Important important important, Important important important. |
| Jeremy Melton | Paige Prescott | Electrocuted in jacuzzi w/ power drill | Since I used to think of it as a Wombo Combo. |
| Red Miller | Skratch | Lit aflame, decapitated with The Beast | Cause I kinda don't care. |
| Stem | Wen | Head blown apart by his own gun implant | Fucking duh. |
| Ed Senior | Sue | Hooked through pelvis w/ fishing gaff, decapitated w/ axe | That's gotta hurt, right? |
| Bloody Birthday Kids (All mark as one overall due to all the death not being bangers) | Beverly Brody | Shot in the eye with an arrow | More interesting than the rest |
| Sue Ann "Ma" Ellington | Mercedes | Run over by Ma in a truck | It's a car deaths, And I keep replaying that kill on the Carnage Count. |
| Carrie | Chris Hargensen & Billy Nolan | Blown up inside car | Cause car deaths man. |
| Mr. Slausen | Tina | Suffocated with plaster | Just cause it's PG so, It's hard to choose since I'm a Gore lover. |
| Rachael | Chuck Potter | Decapitated | Am I a idiot? |
| Christine | Moochie Welch | Crushed by Christine (Reportedly cut in half) | Hold on, What? |
| Ben Willis | Tyrell Martin | Hooked through back of neck by Ben Willis | It's the kill I remember when I think of this movie. |
| Norval Greenwood (Same rules as Chris Washington) | Dandy | Stabbed in groin, wrapped in saran wrap, beaten | Mostly cause of the Groin stabs. |
| The Wrong Turn Cannibals | Kimberly Caldwell | Sliced in half with an axe | You save that for the opening?! |
| Jimmy Bones | Jeremiah Peet | Consumed by the City of The Dead | Marijuana. |
| Sheriff George Fraser | Carl | Stabbed through top of head, out chin | White Eyes |
| Ozhin | Courtney | Dropped from ceiling, hit head on tub | Just cause it's the opening kill. |
| Jack Griffin | 100 People on Train | Fell off of a cliff after crashing into some freight cars | Shocking to see a old movie stack a pile of dead people together. |
| Adrian Griffin | Emily Kass | Throat slit w/ knife | Why did you pull a Shiri Kodo in a film with a Iconic death? |
| Anton Tobias's hand | Dexter Holland | Scalp torn off by The Idle Hand | How does it win over a Decapitation? IDK AND I DON'T CARE IF YOU SAY THAT IT DESERVE IT!!! |
| Belial | Dr. Needleman | Ripped in half | The most tastiest Bifurcation out there. |
| Calux | Lucas | Throat slit by Possessed self | I think that I always think of Ron-Ron's death the most is because again, I question a neck break being fatal. Also, This is more bloody for a PG-13 movie I can tell ya. |
| Jennifer Check | Jonas | Disembowelled by Jennifer | Her unhinged jaw noise is much more different than I thought? DID I GET MANDELA EFFECTED?! |
| Kurt Kunkle | London | Power drill to head | It's the only kill I remember from this film beside's Kurt. |
| The Temptress | K | Devoured by a television | It took me out of the kill count but it is the most interesting of the film. |
| Blissfield Butcher | Mr. Bernardi | Sawed in half vertically by a chainsaw | Just cause it's the most onscreen bifurcation out there. |
| Michael the T-Rex | Dr. Gunther Wachenstein | Torso bitten open by a DINOSAUR! | It's gory and Bobby only won it to piss me off. |
| Dean Folley | Suzie | Cut in half w/ chainsaw | Piss your pants but have your boobs exposed. Also if Dean Foley got a graphic end, Then no Dull Machete would be the case here. |
| Jack | Caroline | Head slammed against a desk repeatedly | It's the most brutal of the kills. |
| Ann Thomerson | Greg Hellman | Crushed by weights | It's the most brutal of the kills here. |
| Leslie Vernon | Stoner #2 | Heart Ripped Out with a post hole digger | Just got a Heart Attack man. |
| Norman Nordstrom | Raylan | Eyes gouged out, stabbed through back with machete | The rest of Jared's face is offscreen so I'm forced to do Raylan. |
| Jennifer "Jen Jen" | Stan | Shot in head | He's the rapist of the movie, Give it to him and start the trope back up. |
| Benny | Realtor (Phil Corman) | Stabbed through back w/ real estate sign | It's free real estate. |
| Emmerson | Detective Bozwick | Tongue ripped out, Torn to pieces by a train | Even though I don't care about this kill, It is a splatter fest. |
| Pinhead | John Merchant | Decapitated by a hook and chain | The pattern here of his neck being severed attracted me to it. Once it was set and done, It became the emotional guess I ever made. |
| Stitches the Clown | Richie | Head pumped full of air until it burst | It's not about the head explosion, It's about the suspenseful moment when we're thinking if James's gonna pull the trigger and give all the kills here the Golden Chainsaw. |
| Harry "Most of his body count's a threefer" Stadling | Frank | Throat slit w/ Christmas tree star topper | The only solo kill here, This is why I don't watch that kill count. |
| Graboids | Erich Van Wyck | Triple lindy-ed by a Graboid | It's the rare time Count the Dead name a human as the best kill rather than the Graboids. BTW, I wanna say Burt Gummer so bad a rage bait. |
| Shriekers | Julio | Torn apart by Shrieker | Only decent kill we know of the Shriekers |
| Assblasters | Johan Dreyer | I got a crush on you | Kinda by default I guess, If only if Miguel have that death in my mind. |
| Patrick Bateman | Paul Allen | Chopped repeatedly with axe | Again, Thank you that random channel that archive best kills. |
| "Rachael Newman" | Janitor | Mop through head offscreen | It's offscreen but it's brutal. |
| Dracula | Renfield | Hugged by Draccy, dropped down stairs | Hugged XD. |
| Blacula | Cop #2 | Tossed down a bunch of stories | Juanita Jones was responsible for Sam's death so I can't go him. While this one is a good stunt I guess. Also I can't do Tina due to her Vampire lifespan being shortlived. |
| Easter/Leena Klammer | Tricia Albright | Fell off roof, head cracked open on curb | Oh ThAt'S tHe GrOsSiEsT sHiT I'vE eVeR sEeN iN mY lIfE, lEt'S gO! |
| Mick Taylor the Rapist | Liz Hunter | Fingers cut off and spinal cord severed | Riperino. |
| Pearl | RJ | Decapitated via 23 neck stabs | Knife, Apply directly to the neck. |
| Lawrence Talbot | Asylum Orderly | Guts ripped out by Wolfman's bite | Well fuck. |
| Motherface | Samantha | Death was a little jar-ring (Split in half) | Killed a fetus plus got a bifurcation out in the process?! |
| The Grabber | Max Shaw | Axed in head by The Grabber | Most interesting kill here. |
| Gabriel/Emily May | Scorpion | Eyes gouged out, accidentally shot | EYEBALLS |
| Gus Riggs | Frank Baker | Chainsaw bifurcation | Hey, That's cheating. |
| The Octalus | Hanover | Hahahaha... idiot (Eaten by a tentacle) | Man that looks painful |
| The Collector | 236 Dancing Fools | Eviscerate the dance floor! | The most memorable part of the movie and I like that this is my right guess, made back in 2019 after the Summer Schedule was done. WE WENT FULL CIRCLE FOLKS. |
| The Critters | Random Guy | Indiana Jones' last crusade [Rolled over by critter ball] | BASTARD SKELLY! |
| Brenda Bates | Michelle Mancini | Killed with axe | SOMEONE'S IN THE BACK SEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Professor Solomon | Lisa | Kidney removed, decapitated with broken window | Chawing the wound makes me squeamish. |
| Bloody Mary | Heather Thompson | Cheek infested with spiders, glass shards in head, face torn off | What are you, a Banana? |
| Winnie the Pooh | Bunny Raver | Decapitated w/ bear trap | Let's see if it get's nominated or some shit. |
| Megalodon | Toshi | Deep sea self-sacrifice | Good Explosion at least. |
| Jesús Gris | Angel de la Guardia | Tackled of roof, used as a cushion | Just so I can have something for Jesus Gris |
| Toxie/Melvin Ferd Junko III | Bozo | Incinerated in giant car explosion | Just because of the Car Stunt |
| Llama | Rob | Heart punched out by Llama | Beer Pong Player #1's death is a masterpiece but this is by far the goriest kill in the movie. |
| The Mother | AJ | Eyes gouged out, head ripped in half | How to kill Keith's chances of winning the Golden Chainsaw with one rip. |
| The Mean One/The Grinch | Martha Zeus | Bisected by The Mean One | Took one swipe to bisect the bitch. |
| The Trees | Boyfriend & Girlfriend | Heads sewn together w/ tree branch | It's the one I wanna see win the Golden Chainsaw the most. |
| Sadako Yamamura | Ryuji Takayama | Killed by Sadako’s side eye | Hey Ryuji, You're famous. |
| The Monstrosity | Laura Weaver | Throat slit with a porcelain shard. | Should I make a My Little Pony reference or a Truth or Dare reference? |
| The Tooth Fairy | Freddie Lounds | Lit ablaze by the Tooth Fairy | Huh |
| Hannibal Lechtur | Butcher | Decapitated by Katana | With a samurai sword decapitation, You and Red Dragon could've switch titles. |
| Buffalo Bill | Buffalo Bill's Sixth Victim | Killed and skinned offscreen by Buffalo Bill | By Random I guess |
| Jean Jacket | Ricky "Jupe" Park and 56 Other Spectators | Abducted in masse and digested | Damn it, Another prime rib winner. |
| T-800 | Street Punk | Punched through torso by T-800 | There's a reason why Arnold's a icon. |
| Beverly Sutphin | Carl Pageant | Firepoker to back, liver pulled out | Live live. |
| Alex Hammond | Seymour "Slick" Crane | Incinerated in van explosion | When I saw that kill counted, I thought I was fucked. Never realize I cheated tho. |
| Mary Lou | Monica Waters | Crushed to death in lockers | A wap wap a lo bop, an lop bang BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! |
| M3GAN | Brandon | Ear ripped off, hit by car | WHO KNEW A CA- |
| The Creature | Michael Trent | Penectomized w/ axe | A penis getting chopped off, in a PG-13 movie?! |
| Jerry Blake | Dr. Bondurant | Beaten at least 13x w/ 2x4 by "Jerry Blake" | It's more onscreen than the winners. |
| Chris Dubasage | Marisa Song | Throat slit | It's more than a Stab, Came out of nowhere and the shock of it being the Golden Chainsaw winner is really satisfying. |
| Doug Summers | Tiffany Clark | Water bed, water dead | Both of his kills are the same thing so I pick her since she didn't win Dull Machete. |
| CW | Jessica Tiegan | Heel stomped by CW | 2 kills, 1 dull machete, Leave it be. |
| Lily D'aboh | Carmichael Haig | Melted away | Cause, you know, It's his actual death. |
| Abigail | "Frank" | Staked by "Joey" and Abigail | When you get infected with Vampy blood, You burst. |
| Victor Crowley | Shannon Permatteo | Head ripped apart by the jaw holy shit | Didn't get that it's a all-timer but the tracking shot to prostatic or some FX is fucking clean. |
| The Djinn | Inside Out Victim | Inner bastard came out | BASTARD SKELLY! |
| Tim Collins | Alex | Decapitated by teleporting Mickey | Awful kills are my life. BTW, My blind predicting self said that at least the Prime Ribs didn't happen yet while predicting this which OMG, That's a yikes on so many levels. |
| Corey Cunningham | Jeremy | Prank (gone deadly) | NXT Call-ups get shafted. |
| Alex | Officer Chelsea | Punctured with fire poker | Not interested in the others but man, I really want James to give a Dull Machete to one kill, Realize he's a hypocrite, and kill himself (In the kill count tho, Not in real life). |
| Slugs/Blood Fluks | David Watson | Ate some slugs, eyes blew up | Guess the sex won't be happening anytime soon. |
| Reverend Ernest Miller | Leon | Slashed/Stabbed 6x | MaXXXine was responsible for John Labot's so I choose him instead. |
| Elizabeth Shelley | Frankenhooker's John | Heated up and exploded by Frankenhooker | Just Cuz |
| John Craver | Lizzie McMullan | Cut in half while dumpster dying | It's my personal favorite, cause it's a bifurcation. In best kills for the whole world, Kathleen's too OP for it. |
| Isaac Chroner | Morgan | Sliced in Half | Again, It happen in a Media that didn't get kill counted (Happened in Children of the Corn 6) but again, HOW COULD I NOT MENTION IT HERE!!! |
| Count Orlok | Ellen Hutter | Neck sucked all night | I replay this scene the most in the Kill Count. |
| Henry Waters | Eddie | Candy cane through back of head | Fuck that's more brutal than I thought. |
| David Carruthers | Neighbor Pete | Chopped up like firewood | Just to have something here IDK, There mostly stabs |
| Johnny | Aurora | Downward dead pose aka a work of fucking art | This kill is God and officially the most cheapest death for the award chase by far. Like I thought it would be Kathleen but I was wrong, It's this death because everyone agrees it would win Golden Chainsaw. Even one kill counter doesn't say who wins in the IAVN kill count because it's obvious and THEY GAVE BARBARA BEST KILL IN TERRIFIER 2 WHERE ALLIE'S DEATH WON BEST KILL AT THE PRIME RIBS!!!! Because of that, I was too fascinated by the kill and if it wins Best Kill at the horror awards instead of the Rectum kill in Terrifier 3, The franchise's screwed forever by this movie and it's kill. |
(W.I.P)