Stole it from @JamesBames37 who inturn stole it from @Brandon Edgar and @A12345678 so yeah, No originality for blogs.
| Film | Character | Cause of Death | Reason |
|---|---|---|---|
| Friday the 13th | Jack Burrell | Arrow through the back of the neck, Spurty Spurty! | That effect is impressive even though it wasn't all that graphic (*cough* bifurcations, organs hanging out *cough*). That thing alone with the Arrow sticking out is painful and realistic to see. |
| Friday the 13th Part 2 | Mark Jarvis | Machete to the face, fell backwards down the stairs | More graphic than the others, Plus the stunt at the end. |
| Friday the 13th Part 3 | Andy Beltrami | Cut in Half with a Machete | Sure it wasn't a full bifurcation but, I don't know why I cared. |
| Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter | Samantha | Stabbed through stomach in raft | Considering Jack's death, It's gonna be the same. Plus the goofy scream |
| Friday the 13th: A New Beginning | Tina | Stabbed in eyes w/ garden shears | It's more iconic than Eddie's. |
| Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives | Stan, Katie & Larry | Decapitated w/ machete | Honestly, I can't find anything interesting. |
| Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood | Judy | Slammed against a tree in a sleeping bag | Cause it's more referenced and I would love that weed-whacker kill if it actually bifurcated the man. |
| Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan | Julius Gaw | Decapitated by a single punch | Only interesting death. |
| Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday | Deborah | Impaled through the back and split in half with a post | Fucking duh. |
| Jason X | Kinsa | Accidentally blows herself up | Adrienne's too fucking iconic but for some reason, I had that kill stick in my mind. |
| Freddy vs. Jason | Freeburg | Chopped in half w/ machete | Fuck Trey, Fuck being the most interesting death in the movie, Give me a bifurcation, We're good. |
| Friday the 13th (2009 Reboot) | Amanda | An extra toasty sleeping bag | Honestly, I can't find something interesting. |
| Scream | Tatum Riley | Crushed by garage door | It's an Iconic death, Nothing to say here. |
| Scream 2 | Maureen Evans | Stabbed 4x all around midsection | It was iconic enough to be featured in Scary Movie, What can I say |
| Scream 3 | Tom Prinze | Blown up in stupid-ass gas leak explosion | I like Awful deaths. |
| Scream 4 | Olivia Morris | Stabbed, used to break window, gutted | Graphic and this is what I think of when people say "Gore". |
| The Thing | Palmer | Assimilated at some point, body bursts open | 14 ways to dump your girlfriend, Number 5 or whatever the fuck. |
| Night of the Living Dead | Tom & Judy | Blown up in truck explosion | Fireball flashbacks |
| Get Out | Georgina | Killed in car accident | I really like Awful deaths, Also I like car deaths. |
| Child's Play | Eddie Caputo | Incinerated in house explosion | Just epic. |
| Child's Play 2 | Chucky | Melted down and blown up with air pump | Sorry James's childhood death crush, This is a head explosion. |
| Stephen King's IT (1990 Miniseries) | Georgie Denbrough | Arm ripped off (offscreen) | Iconic image to the Miniseries? |
| Child's Play 3 | Garbage Man | Crushed in garbage truck | Didn't see the kill the first time, But it's brutal |
| Bride of Chucky | David Plummens | Splattered by semi-truck | That's a gruesome car death. |
| Seed of Chucky | Tony Gardener | Decapitated with a piano wire | It was mention a whole lot so it's stuck inside my mind. |
| Curse of Chucky | Barb | Eye gouged out with knife | Eye trauma is horrible stuff, Also Frank's was a offscreen car crash. GIVE ME ONSCREEN CAR DEATHS PLS!!! |
| Cult of Chucky | Dr. Foley | Face pulverized by his own heel fetish | That's graphic as fuck. |
| You're Next | Aimee Davidson | Throat slit open w/ garrote wire | This shit is burned in my memory, Plus it makes me squeamish |
| The Mist | Billy, Amanda, Irene & Dan | Mercy killed by David via shot to head | Iconic downer ending. |
| Trick 'r Treat | Emma | Throat slit with broken lollipop and dismembered | You kill people with candy by treating it like a knife, Kay. |
| Alien | Kane | Alien baby burst through the chest | "I'll give the golden cha-I MEAN IT'S KANE GETTING BELLY BURSTED!"
-James when he recounts the Alien movies. |
| Aliens | Lady Colonist | Cocooned & chestbursted | Honestly I just don't know. |
| Alien 3 | Lt. Ellen Ripley | Suicidal sacrifice via molten lead | Like the Mist, It's a iconic ending. |
| ThanksKilling | Billy | Shot from inside of stomach w/ rifle? | Same reason I rightfully predicted the Morrison family is gonna get the golden chainsaw. If it's the scene you know from the film, Chances are that it's iconic. |
| Alien Resurrection | Purvis & Wren | Chestbursted, Headbitten | THERE'S BEEN A BREACH!!! |
| Jack Frost | Billy Metzner | Decapitated w/ sled | Not that clean but it is a clever death. |
| Jack Frost 2: Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman | Sarah | Head blown up from the inside | I don't remember it after watching that kill count but seeing it while getting some best kills that didn't win the Golden Chainsaw, LIKE WHY HAVEN'T I PAY ATTENTION TO THIS ONE?! |
| Black Christmas | Barb Coard | Stabbed at least 4 times with a glass unicorn horn | The only interesting death here and I'm shallow. |
| Black Christmas (2006 Remake) | Billy Lenz | Impaled through back on top of Christmas tree | Bro got spiked by a tree. |
| Krampus | Jordan | Swallowed whole by a Jack-in-the-box | Cause I don't have anything else. |
| New Year's Evil | Richard/ “Evil” | Suicide via jumping off a building | All of them are weak and again, I'm shallow |
| Killer Klowns from Outer Space | Joe | Run off bridge | I might have fucked up since not only is the Biker's death iconic, but this movie's PG-13 and THEY HAVE THAT IN IT?! But fuck it, I like car deaths. |
| The Thing (2011 Prequel) | Juliette | Revealed as a thing | Nostalgic since for The Thing transformations, I actually binge those when I was young before knowing about the Kill Count since I watch those transformation clips back in the day. |
| IT (2017) | Georgie Denbrough | Arm bitten off, Dragged into the sewer | Cause why the fuck. |
| A Nightmare on Elm Street | Tina Gray | Slashed across chest w/ Finger knives | Few options, It's the only time we see Freddy use his finger knives, Plus it's iconic. |
| A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge | Coach Schneider | Slashed across back w/ fingerknives | It's the only solo kill I can think off. |
| A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors | Phillip Anderson | Tendons ripped out; walked off building | First clip I saw from the Freddy movies, Plus those tendons sticking out is fucking brutal. |
| A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master | Rick Johnson | Stabbed in gut w/ disembodied fingerknives | I really really like Awful deaths, And I had to chose it since I saw that clip too online. |
| My Bloody Valentine | Happy | Pickaxe through the neck, out the eye | Gore is great, I need people to do this more often (Note: This is a joke) |
| A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child | Dan Jordan | Fused w/ motorcycle/ crashed into truck | This is the second time I see a guy getting fused to a motorcycle. I'm eyeing you Murdercycle. |
| Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare | Carlos Rodriguez | Given super hearing, head exploded | More interesting than the others. |
| President's Day | Mrs. Frederica | Decapitated w/ paper trimmer | Damn it Mary Lou, You burn this shit in my mind. |
| Wes Craven's New Nightmare | Julie McKenna | Stabbed in the back, neck broken | I real-oh yeah, It's the most interesting if you didn't include Rex. |
| The Strangers | Mike | Accidentally shot in the face | Less Options, More fire. |
| A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010 Remake) | Gwen Holbrook | Stabbed through back of head, out eyes | It's burned into my mind. |
| The Look-See (KILL COUNT) | Marlene | Decapitated | Make your offscreen deaths graphic people! |
| Leprechaun | Joe | Pogo'ed to death | If it weren't for it to be written as a PG-13 movie, We would have more interesting kills. |
| The Belko Experiment | Barry Norris | Head smashed with tape dispenser by Mike | Office supply, Also I'm lazy. |
| Leprechaun 2 | Morty | Stomach expanded, ripped open | DeviantArt is gonna love this shit. |
| Sunny Family Cult (Crypt TV) (Seasons 1 & 2) | Dan | Eviscerated with a knife by Taylor | That's what I think of when people say "Gore" |
| Leprechaun 3 | Fazio | Sawed in half w/ chainsaw | Fuck Loretta. I watch Magic videos where they put people in dangerous situations where they survived. This trick is a classic, and it's sawing someone in two A.K.A another fucking excuse to put a Bifurcation in here. |
| Leprechaun 4: In Space | Kowalski | A Leprechaun came out of his pee hole | Penis |
| Leprechaun in the Hood | Reverend Hanson | Hole clawed through back, out chest | Don't know why I cared for this. |
| Leprechaun: Back 2 Tha' Hood | Chanel | Jaw ripped off by Lep | JUST FUCKING CHEW FOR FUCK SAKE!!! |
| Leprechaun Origins | Jeni | Ax to the face!!!!! | Head split in 2 oh my god it's so satisfying |
| Saw | Donnie | Stabbed at least 9 times, gutted by Amanda with knife | Looking back at it, Even though it prevented us from seeing the iconic trap kill someone, It graphic to say the least. |
| Saw II | Obi | Burned to death in furnace | Burn bitch, Burn |
| Saw III | Timothy Young | Limbs and head twisted around in The Rack | Are we ignoring the infamously of this shit? |
| Happy Death Day | Tree (Her 8th Death) | Incinerated in car explosion | FIREBALL!!!!! |
| Saw IV | Eric Matthews | Head crushed by giant ice blocks | Ice sandwich, You burst. |
| Saw V | Seth Baxter | Cut in half by swinging pendulum blade | Do I need to not care about Bifurcation deaths?! |
| Saw VI | William Easton | Dissolved and melted in half after being injected by hydrofluoric acid | The most goriest way a protagonist died. And yes, It's a bifurcation. |
| Saw 3D | Jill Tuck | Face torn open by the Reverse Bear Trap | Fucking bears. |
| Jigsaw | Jigsaw’s Nephew | Hit by garbage truck | My brain farted. I may love the head blossom idea but I just masturbate to car deaths man (Okay not really but still). |
| The Purge | Guy Purger | Hacked in the back with an ax, shot w/ shotgun | It may cause more PTSD but if you need to make Gun Kills interesting, Just make them explode the target for fuck sake. |
| The Purge: Anarchy | Alley Man | Dropped off building | Love some stunts. |
| The Purge: Election Year | Guy by Van | Arrow through the head | Again, I don't care about The Purge. Although I wanna bifurcate everyone on that day. |
| Uncle Sam | Alvin Cummings | Blown up w/ a bunch of fireworks | Do you ever feel like a Plastic Bag you dear reader? |
| Jurassic Park | Donald Gennaro | Eaten by Rexy the T-Rex | Iconic iconic iconic iconic iconic iconic iconic, Iconic iconic iconic iconic iconic iconic iconic. Iconic iconic iconic iconic. |
| Never Hike Alone | Axel | Hacked in the stomach with an ax | Can we watch Never hike in the snow instead 🥺? |
| The Lost World: Jurassic Park | Eddie Carr | Torn in half by two T. Rexes & eaten | Jurassic Park is a great family movie ever. It's action and adventure aspects can bring the whole family along for the ride. It's great for the kids. |
| Unfriended | Mitch Roussel | Face slammed a knife through the eye | Man that is gruesome |
| Jurassic Park III | Nash | Stepped on, head bitten by Spinosaurus | Not gonna default to the Golden Chainsaw winner, I don't get fatal neck snaps. |
| Jurassic World | Zara Young | Hazed by Pteranodons, eaten by a Mosasaurus | Because she's a woman, Hahaha. |
| Predator | Mac | Head blown up by Predator | WHAT?! |
| Predator 2 | Agent Peter Keyes | Cut in half by Predator's smart disc | Offscreen but I need to put a Bifurcation here, Especially since the actual winner is offscreen too. |
| Predators | Noland | Blown apart by Predator's shoulder cannon | Okay they're just fucking with me at this point. |
| Halloween | Judith Myers | Stabbed 9x w/ a butcher knife | I heard that it's Iconic |
| Cujo | Gary Pervier | Throat torn out by Cujo | Few options, Leave me be |
| Halloween II | Ben Tramer | Hit by car & burned to death in explosion | You got twice the Fireball. |
| Halloween III: Season of the Witch | Starker | Decapitated by one of Conol Chochran's android thugs (who was played by Dick Warlock) | Rip. |
| Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers | Kelly Meeker | Stabbed through torso w/ shotgun barrel | It's so stupid that I like it. |
| Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers | Mikey Gordon (not Michael Myers) | Stabbed in the head with a garden claw | More interesting than the others |
| Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers | John Strode | Stabbed and electrocuted (his head explodes in the Theatrical Cut) | Give me the electricity to blow that fucking head off. |
| Halloween H20 | Sarah Wainthrope | Leg snapped, stabbed at least 4x in back | Snappy snappy, Plus the winner was offscreen. |
| The Look-See (Season 2) | Thomas | Split in half lengthwise | The Look-See's deaths are usually offscreen but boy are they impressive. What strength does he have to bifurcate him like that. |
| Halloween: Resurrection | Charlie Albans | Stabbed through the throat with a tripod | I honestly don't give a fuck. |
| Sunny Family Cult (Crypt TV) (Season 3) | Greg | Ax to the chest, stabbed by Roger | I really really really like awful kills. |
| Halloween (2007 Remake) | Nurse Gloria | Throat ripped out | Bruh that's fucking graphic |
| Suspiria | Pat Hingle | Stabbed 7x and hanged through the glass | I first got to know this scene from a Powerpuff Girls fan video. So thank you to that guy for giving me awareness of this film's Olga attack. |
| Halloween II (2009) | Nurse Octavia Daniels | Stabbed at least 11x in back w/ knife | It literally won a Emmy for fuck sake. |
| Ice Cream Man | Martin Cassera | Face grilled with a waffle iron, decapitated | I wanna lick it |
| Frankenstein | Frankenstein's Monster | Burned to death in windmill by townsfolk | It's painful so I guess it's fine enough. |
| The Evil Dead | Deadite Linda | Decapitated w/ shovel by Ash | Kinda onscreen I guess. |
| Evil Dead 2 | Jake | Turned into a blood geyser by Deadite Henrietta | Spray spray spray spray, spray spray spray spray. |
| Army of Darkness | Pit Witch | Decapitated by Ash w/ chainsaw | Why is no one talking about this kill. |
| Blood Rage | Dr. Berman | Somehow cut in half at waist w/ machete | Not onscreen but It's a bifurcation so that shit good. |
| Evil Dead (2013 "Remake") | Teenaged Deadite | Lit on fire and head blown off w/ shotgun | Since I get annoyed by people saying The Abomination's death is the best kill of all time, especially since this scene is talked about enough. Doesn't help that I don't want Villains to get the award. |
| Silent Night, Deadly Night | Denise | Impaled through back on some deer antlers | I like breasts. |
| Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 | Suburbanite Taking Out The Trash | Shot in chest | Sure. It's a gun kill but it's a fucking meme for crying out loud. |
| Unfriended: Dark Web | Matias O'Brien | Run down by charon hacker in van | Am I annoyed by all-timers or is it that I just like car deaths. |
| Silent Night, Deadly Night 3: Better Watch Out! | Dr. Newburry | Stabbed 2x in gut w/ knife, bled out | Haven't rechecked it yet but did he have exposed intenstines? |
| The Strangers: Prey at Night | Mike | Impaled through gut w/ wooden beam, stabbed in the neck with an awl | Bro when it's R, GET THE GORY KILLS!!! |
| Silent Night, Deadly Night 4: Initiation | Ricky Baker | Torso slit open by fima, eaten by bugs | Love eating bugs. |
| Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom | Eli Mills | Torn in half by Rexy the T-Rex & a Carnotaurus | Jurassic Park is a gre- |
| Silent Night, Deadly Night 5: The Toy Maker | Harold The Landlord | Inside of head hollowed out by a bug toy, giant car explosion | The kill that makes me like Car Explosions. |
| Silent Night | Dennis | Hacked in the back, head split open with an ax | God I like a head split open |
| Santa's Slay | The Masons | Killed in different ways | It's a iconic opener....................right? |
| Terror Train | Edward | Stabbed through gut w/ sword | It's only because he rolled in front of the train's wheels. With that context, it gets extra points. |
| The Birds | Dan Fawcett | Found with eyes pecked out by birds | It's a creepy image of itself. |
| Bird Box | Jessica | Stepped out in front of speeding garbage truck | Car Deaths for Life |
| Chopping Mall | Leslie Todd | Head blown up | It's the most goriest in the movie, Does help that it's a head explosion. |
| Halloween (2018) | Dr. Ranbir Sartain | Head stomped to mush | The most interesting and goriest option here. |
| Alien vs. Predator | Rousseau | Chestbursted | It is graphic and, you know, I like it when Humans win the award. |
| Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem | Karl | Head blown off w/ plasmacaster by Wolf | HOW MANY HEAD EXPLOSIONS ARE WASTED IN THESE MOVIES?! |
| My Bloody Valentine 3D | Brandy | Half-decapitated through mouth w/ shovel | I fuckin' love Awful kills. |
| A Quiet Place | Man in Woods | Killed by a Death Angel | Since I saw a clip of it online, Plus I real- |
| Pet Sematary | Gage Creed | Hit by semi truck | Cause it's a iconic depressing kill even though we don't get a graphic look at it. |
| Pet Sematary Two | Drew & Amanda Gilbert | Car crash with potato truck | Car deaths makes me horny |
| The First Purge | General Smiley & 5 Smiley Mercenaries | Killed in explosion | I honestly don't give a shit. |
| A Bucket of Blood | Fuller Gray | Decapitated with a buzzsaw | Like buzzsaw deaths, Plus I have lack of options. |
| Prometheus | Jay Wallace | Face bashed in by Mutant Fifield | It's the most violent of the bunch. |
| Leprechaun Returns | Andy | Coronal bifurcation with a solar panel | Even if you question the logic, It's still a great bifurcation either way. |
| Alien: Covenant | Ledward | Neomorph ripped out through back | The famous NXT star get's shafted again. |
| The Predator | Traeger | Head blown off by plasmacaster hahaha (wtf?) | Seriously, How many more of them are there? |
| Boy Meets World: And Then There Was Shawn (s05e17) | Kenny | Stabbed through the head with a giant pencil | It's more interesting of the bunch. |
| Demonic Toys | Anne | Stabbed in the face repeatedly with a pen | Honestly, Most of the others were offscreen nor gunshots. |
| The Texas Chain Saw Massacre | Franklin Hardesty | Chainsawed all to hell | Kirk's may be iconic but this one was done by a Chainsaw which is literally what the whole title is based on. |
| The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 | L.G. | Beaten w/ hammer, skinned alive, bled out | Bro went through hell. |
| Leatherface: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre III | Eddie "Tex" Sawyer | Covered in gasoline & burned to death | Out of all the cut down deaths, This one looks the most interesting. |
| Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation | Vilmer Slaughter | Hit in head by random ass plane | It's dumb but this one has a interesting concept if you went full gory with it. |
| The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003 Reboot) | Hitchhiker | Shot herself through the mouth | I love s*ic*de, You should do it too (Note: Please don't, It's just a joke). |
| The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning | Eric | Chainsawed through torso | It was set-up as this movie's most memorable kill plus he got defaced. |
| Texas Chainsaw 3D | Kenny Starker | Cut in half at the waist with a chainsaw | Bifurcations makes me horny. |
| Leatherface | Lizzy White | Decapitated with a chainsaw by Jackson | It's shocking that the Final Girl died at the end. Plus it's a decapitation so there's a A+ for that. |
| Sleepaway Camp | Old Dirty Mel | Shot w/ arrow through neck | Ain't the most bloody or gory but it is impressive and realistic. |
| Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers | T.C. | Face melted w/ battery acid | Ain't that graphic but whatever, If the Newscaster's face melt is a all-timer, So does this. |
| Mordeo (Season 1) | NO!!!! | NO!!!! | Sorry, But I don't wanna do this cause I hate that roar. |
| Sleepaway Camp III: Teenage Wasteland | Lilly Miranda | Head lawnmowed | Like bladed weapons being used, Plus it was the first time I actually got a Golden Chainsaw guess right. |
| Happy Death Day 2U | Tree (5th Time) | Dove headfirst into a tree chipper | Considering the kills I'm into, I'll keep a eye on this. |
| Return to Sleepaway Camp | Sheriff Pete | Head crushed under car | Pretty much the best Post-Credit scene death ever. |
| Terrifier | Dawn | Hacksawed in half vertically from groin to head | The most painful bifurcation yet, Also the most goriest. |
| Jaws | Man In Estuary | Leg severed while eaten by Bruce The Shark | The blood from the leg is shocking for a PG film. |
| Us | The Tylers | Killed with Scissors | Pretty much a iconic moment of the whole film. |
| Jaws 2 | Diane Hetfield | Blown up in a boat explosion | Dull Machete guess but c'mon. |
| It Follows | Greg | Uh... I mean look at it, Brah | Bro got fucked to death. |
| Jaws 3D | Philip FitzRoyce | Eaten by a giant shark | Just cause of lack of interest. |
| The Babysitter | Allison | Head blown apart w/ shotgun by Bee | Pretty much the goriest kill of the film. |
| Jaws: The Revenge | Marla Ferguson | Eaten by a shark | Just cause of lack of interest. |
| Hush | Sarah | Shot w/ crossbow, stabbed ~12x in gut. | Cause I always focused on the Killer's death and not the death of the Killer himself. |
| Final Destination | Billy Hitchcock | 3/4 decapitated by some metal shrapnel | Don't you get it, I made history with that guess. |
| Final Destination 2 | Tim Carpenter | Crushed by Giant Glass Window | Literally him getting folded has been stuck in my head for a while. |
| Final Destination 3 | Ian McKinley | Crushed in half by cherry picker | Sorry iconic kills but how can you beat that?! |
| The Final Destination | Hunt Wynorski | Disemboweled by a pool pump in 3D | Pretty much the scariest situation to be in, Plus it's gory so yeah, pretty painful. |
| Final Destination 5 | Candice Hooper | Pretzelfied upon landing upon her torso after slipping from the uneven bars | There's Wendy but even though my young self question how bone snapping killed her, It's still a great executed kill. |
| Re-Animator | Re-Animated Alan Halsey | Torn apart all to pieces. | Even though it was shadowed, It's still a guy getting torn apart so that's cool. |
| Social Mediasochist (Common Shiner Music Video) | Common Shiner Drummer Vijay Bangalore | Killed by a drumstick thanks to Carrie's rage. | Just because honestly, I don't give a shit. |
| Bride of Re-Animator | The Bride Of Re-Animator | Severe case of "tissue rejection" | Literally the most goriest of the kills. |
| Beyond Re-Animator | Cabrera | Cut in half | It's offscreen but it's a guy getting cut in half, What's not to love. |
| The Descent | Paul Carter | Killed by metal poles in a car crash | Car Deaths.....isn't it fun. |
| The Descent Part 2 | First Male Crawler | Skull crushed w/ rock by Cath | Graphic and I'm bored. |
| Zombieland | Bill Murry | Shot w/ shotgun by Columbus | I actually like Awful kills, plus it was the most infamous scene of the film. |
| Candyman | Dr. Greg Burke | Ripped to pieces with a hook to the back | The only onscreen death Candyman did. |
| The Witch | William | Speared by Black Philip's goat horn, crushed by lots of logs | It's effective but I only care about Gore. |
| Candyman: Farewell to the Flesh | Paul McKeever | Hooked in the back, split from groin to gullet | Not a full bifurcation but the sight of getting his torso slit open is a pretty satisfying sight. |
| The Shining | Dick Halloran | Jack Torrence had to "ax" him a question | Needs more death in it. |
| Candyman 3: Day of the Dead | Detective Sacco | Detective Sacco | Cause cheating is fun.......right? |
| The Dentist | Matt | Throat slit, slashed 3X times, stabbed | It's the bloodiest of the three. |
| The Dentist 2 | Beverly Trotter | Mouth-tortured to death. (Teeth pulled and drilled) | It's not the only shittiest death of the movie, I saw that Robbie's was some graphic shit. |
| Hell Fest | Gavin | Head crushed with a mallet | Most interesting kill in the movie other than a syringe in the eye. |
| The Slumber Party Massacre | Jackie | Throat slashed w/ drill. | The most onscreen of the drill kills. |
| Slumber Party Massacre II | Matt Arbicost | Drilled through the back | It's graphic as fuck. |
| Slumber Party Massacre III | Juliette | Electrocuted in the bathtub with a vibrator | Suckie, suckie, suckie- |
| The Banana Splits Movie | Thadd Glarady | Sawed in half by Fleegle the Beagle | Imagine doing that to James after he proposed to Chelsea. |
| Home Sweet Home | Harold Bradley | Crushed under a car hood | I like to think he got bifurcated by that Car Hood. |
| Child's Play (2019 Remake) | Shane Wilkinson | Scalped, stabbed 13x | Scalpy, Scalpy |
| Brightburn | Noah McNichol | Super car crash into the ground | Got a car death, But not in the traditional way. |
| Ready or Not | Helene Le Domas, Fitch Bradley, Charity Le Domas, Emilie Le Domas-Bradley, Georgie Bradley, Gabe Bradley, Tony Le Domas & Alex Le Domas | Blown up by Le Bail's curse | When you loose at hide n' seek, You burst. |
| It: Chapter Two | Dean Miller (The Skateboard Kid) | Eaten up by Pennywise | LICK!!! |
| Better Watch Out | Jeremy | Hanged w/rope & riding lawn mower | It's the most onscreen of the three. |
| The Cabin in the Woods | Curt | Motorcycle crash into forcefield; fell down ravine | Just cause I know this death before the Kill Count. |
| Society | Ted Ferguson | Turned inside out | Maybe a parasite but man that's a cool concept for a kill. |
| Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street | Judge Turpin | Stabbed many times, throat slit | Important important important, Important important important. |
| Valentine | Paige Prescott | Electrocuted in jacuzzi w/ power drill | Since I used to think of it as a Wombo Combo. |
| Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark | Tommy Milner | Turned into a scarecrow | Cause it's disturbing to watch. |
| Mandy | Skratch | Lit aflame, decapitated with The Beast | Cause I kinda don't care. |
| [•REC] | Álex | Fell a few stories then infected | This is the kill I always remember from the film. |
| Quarantine | Fletcher | Dropped from on high, infected | Same rules apply. |
| Evil Bong | Larnell Cornwallis | Hand bitten off by shark boobs | I like boobs. |
| Upgrade | Wen | Head blown apart by his own gun implant | Fucking duh. |
| The Mutilator | Sue | Hooked through pelvis w/ fishing gaff, decapitated w/ axe | That's gotta hurt, right? |
| Sinister | De Luzio Mom | Run over with a lawnmower | Iconic jumpscare, Plus it's with a lawnmower. |
| Bloody Birthday | Beverly Brody | Shot in the eye with an arrow | More interesting than the rest |
| Sinister 2 | Milo's Family | Eaten by rats through the gut | In the Middle Ages, death by torture was an art form. One method involved placing a cage over you. Inside, there'd be some... rats. Soon, the rats would get hungry, so they'd dine... on you. Whatever was left of you... would then start to rot. Then, as you're slowly eaten alive, eventually, you'd die. |
| Ma | Mercedes | Run over by Ma in a truck | It's a car deaths, And I keep replaying that kill on the Carnage Count. |
| Carrie | Chris Hargensen & Billy Nolan | Blown up inside car | Cause car deaths man. |
| Tourist Trap | Tina | Suffocated with plaster | Just cause it's PG so, It's hard to choose since I'm a Gore lover. |
| The Rage: Carrie 2 | Chuck Potter | Decapitated | Am I a idiot? |
| Carrie (2002 TV Movie) | Chris Hargensen & Billy Nolan | Crushed in truck against tree | Cause car deaths man. |
| Carrie (2013) | Billy Nolan & Chris Hargensen | Head slammed into steering wheel, Face smashed through windshield, incinerated | CAUSE CAR DEAT- |
| Christine | Moochie Welch | Crushed by Christine (Reportedly cut in half) | Hold on, What? |
| I Know What You Did Last Summer | Helen Shivers | Killed w/ hook behind some tires by Ben Willis | IDK, Everyone was talking about it. |
| I Still Know What You Did Last Summer | Tyrell Martin | Hooked through back of neck by Ben Willis | It's the kill I remember when I think of this movie. |
| I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer | Deputy Haffner | Impaled through back on a forklift prong | Good kill, Trapped in a shitty fucking movie. |
| Come to Daddy | Dandy | Stabbed in groin, wrapped in saran wrap, beaten | Mostly cause of the Groin stabs. |
| Wrong Turn | Carly Numan | Head chopped in half by Three Finger | Choppy, Choppy. |
| Wrong Turn 2: Dead End | Kimberly Caldwell | Sliced in half with an axe | You save that for the opening?! |
| Wrong Turn 3: Left for Dead | Brent | Sliced in 3 vertically by trap | 3 for 3, baby. |
| Stranger Things: Season 1 | Connie Frazier and 6 G-Men | Brain crushed telekinetically by Eleven | It's a creepy visual. |
| Wrong Turn 4: Bloody Beginnings | Kenia & Sara | Decapitated with a wire trap | OH NO! |
| Wrong Turn 5: Bloodlines | Sheriff Carter | Head blown off w/ shotgun | Nothing's more brutal than a head explosion right? |
| Bones | Jeremiah Peet | Consumed by the City of The Dead | Marijuana. |
| Wrong Turn VI: Last Resort | Vic | Strung up, throat slit, disemboweled | It was the Disembowelment that got me. |
| •REC² | Tristana Medeiros | Head blown off by Ángela | Cause why the fuck. |
| •REC³: Génesis | Male Zombie | Seen infected underground, Body split in half | BIFURCATIONS.........EUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHH!!! |
| •REC⁴: Apocalypse | Big Sick Boi | Head mutilated with a motor | Just cause it hard to choose something I like with most of them counted as a infected death. |
| Quarantine 2: Terminal | Henry Albelda | Hit in the head with a tire iron | Airplane. |
| House of 1000 Corpses | Mary Knowles | Stabbed 5x by Baby | Just cause it's not something getting shot. |
| The Devil's Rejects | Jimmy Cracker | Shot in the head | It's upsetting so, yeah. |
| 3 From Hell | Mr. Baggy Britches | Shot in head by Otis | I can actually see it winning the Golden Chainsaw in a Alternate Timeline. |
| The Babysitter: Killer Queen | Sonya | Decapitated w/ surfboard | Just cause it's the most unique for me. |
| Tucker & Dale vs. Evil | Mike | Accidentally jumped into a woodchipper | It's the most iconic of the film. |
| Tales from the Hood | Officer Strom Richmond | Decapitated | There's more deaths out there but this one I guess to win the GC so I had to go with this. |
| Tales from the Hood 2 | Phillip | Whipped until his guts spilled out | It's gory, Plus t's not stupid. |
| The Lighthouse | Thomas Howard | Organs eaten by gulls | I can see it being a iconic ending. |
| The Prowler | Sheriff George Fraser | Head blown off with a shotgun | WHY DID THE VILLIAN GET THE MOST GRAPHIC DEATH HERE!!!! |
| Blood Quantum | Police Chief Traylor | Disemboweled and eaten by zombies | Cause I just don't know. |
| Countdown | Courtney | Dropped from ceiling, hit head on tub | Just cause it's the opening kill. |
| The Invisible Man | 100 People on Train | Fell off of a cliff after crashing into some freight cars | Shocking to see a old movie stack a pile of dead people together. |
| The Invisible Man (2020) | Emily Kass | Throat slit w/ knife | Why did you pull a Shiri Kodo in a film with a Iconic death? |
| Never Hike in the Snow | Mark Hill | Axe to the mouth | It's the main kill of the movie. |
| #Alive | Firefighter Zombie | Fell to his death after getting his hand cut off with a hand-axe | More interesting than the others |
| Hereditary | Charlie Graham | Decapitated by a pole | Literally the most infamous moment from the movie. |
| Stranger Things 2 | Bob Newby | Torn apart by Demodogs | Cause because I don't find the others more interesting. |
| Idle Hands | Dexter Holland | Scalp torn off by The Idle Hand | How does it win over a Decapitation? IDK AND I DON'T CARE IF YOU SAY THAT IT DESERVE IT!!! |
| Basket Case | Dr. Needleman | Ripped in half | The most tastiest Bifurcation out there. |
| Basket Case 2 | Phil | Lips ripped off and tossed through the door | The fact that all of these kills are tame got me out of this film. |
| Basket Case 3: The Progeny | Officer Brennan | Neck squeezed to eye poppage | The most iconic image of the movie. |
| Pilgrim | Shane | Decapitated with an axe | Kathleen before Kathleen was a thing....wait a minute. |
| The Hunt | Martin | Head blown up by Crystal | I fucking forgot that this kill was a thing. |
| Mayhem | Lester "The Reaper" McGill | Disembowelled with a power saw | OH DO YA!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Tales from the Hood 3 | David Burr | Launched out of 3rd story window | Part of the segment I replayed the most in the kill count. |
| Truth or Dare | Lucas | Throat slit by Possessed self | I think that I always think of Ron-Ron's death the most is because again, I question a neck break being fatal. Also, This is more bloody for a PG-13 movie I can tell ya. |
| Jennifer's Body | Jonas | Disembowelled by Jennifer | Her unhinged jaw noise is much more different than I thought? DID I GET MANDELA EFFECTED?! |
| Black Christmas (2019) | Nate | Shot in face w/ arrow | It's more brutal than the other deaths in this PG-13 movie. |
| Doctor Sleep | Bradley Trevor | Killed and steam eaten by the True Knot | BREATH!!!! |
| Bloody New Year | Leslie | Punched through stomach, possessed or zombified | If the motor kill was onscreen, Than it would be my favorite. |
| Zombieland: Double Tap | "T-800" Zombie | Head crushed when Tallahassee stomped on it | Stompy, stompy. |
| Spree | London | Power drill to head | It's the only kill I remember from this film beside's Kurt. |
| Def by Temptation | K | Devoured by a television | It took me out of the kill count but it is the most interesting of the film. |
| Freaky | Mr. Bernardi | Sawed in half vertically by a chainsaw | Just cause it's the most onscreen bifurcation out there. |
| Tammy and the T-Rex | Dr. Gunther Wachenstein | Torso bitten open by a DINOSAUR! | It's gory and Bobby only won it to piss me off. |
| Wrong Turn | Adam | Face completely demolished with a branch | ADAM! |
| 12 Hour Shift | Skateboarder Boy | Stabbed to death by Regina | It's literally set up to be the most memorable part of the movie. |
| Pieces | Suzie | Cut in half w/ chainsaw | Piss your pants but have your boobs exposed. Also if Dean Foley got a graphic end, Then no Dull Machete would be the case here. |
| Thirteen Ghosts | Ben Moss | Split in half down the frontal plane | It's not like everyone doesn't like Bifurcations, It's just they were rarely seen. |
| Mortal Kombat | Scorpion | Caught on fire, exploded several rimes | BASTARD SKELLY! |
| Mortal Kombat: Annihilation | Random Ninja | Disintegrated by Cyrax's web | WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT DIDN'T WIN?! IT WAS THE MOST GRAPHIC IN THIS PG-13 MOVIE!!!! |
| Host | Caroline | Head slammed against a desk repeatedly | It's the most brutal of the kills. |
| A Bay of Blood | Anna Fossati | Decapitated w/ axe by Renata | It shocked me the first time I watched it. |
| Happy Birthday to Me | Greg Hellman | Crushed by weights | It's the most brutal of the kills here. |
| Shaun of the Dead | David Fastidious | Torn apart and eaten by zombies | Uhhhhhh fucking duh. |
| Dawn of the Dead | 1 Innocent Guy | Head blown off by Wooley | HOW THE FUCK DID THIS NOT WIN OR GET TALKED ABOUT?! |
| Escape Room | Amanda Harper | Fell to her death | For some reason I don't wanna give it to the ice kill cause I don't like getting the first kill the honor here. |
| Day of the Dead | Captain Rhodes | Torn in half by zombies | There's more options here but it's a bifurcation so cool. |
| Social Mediasochist II | Jason Voorhees | Head split in half with a machete | Cause yeah, It's fucking brutal and great. Yeah. |
| Train to Busan | Seok-woo | Bitten on hand, turned into zombie | Fucking tragic dude. |
| Midsommar | Christian Hughes, Ingemar & Ulf | Burned to death | This is literally a set-up |
| Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon | Stoner #2 | Heart Ripped Out with a post hole digger | Just got a Heart Attack man. |
| Cooties | Vice Principal Simms | Arm ripped off, torn apart by Kids | Children getting brutal kills here.....we're fucked. |
| PG: Psycho Goreman | Unfortunate Woman | Crushed into meat cube om nom nom | Imma repeat the reasoning in the Great Kill that didn't win the Golden Chainsaw blog. It's mirrors the kill I have in my head where a victim is place in a big object, then the object turns smaller, crushing them to dead. So Fuck Prime Rib nomination, This shit is great. |
| Don't Breathe | Money | Shot through the chin by Norman | FoLlOw ThE mOnEy. |
| Fear Street Part 1: 1994 | Kate | Head showed through bread slicer FUCK YEAH! | I wonder what will happen if you shove her whole body in there? |
| Fear Street Part 2: 1978 | Gary | Decapitated w/ axe | Cool kill with a cool stunt, Fuck masterpieces. |
| Fear Street Part 3: 1666 | All the Cyrus Miller kills | Eyes gouged out by Cyrus Miller | WHO'S BEATING THAT?! WHO'S BEATING THAT?! |
| Revenge | Stan | Shot in head | He's the rapist of the movie, Give it to him and start the trope back up. |
| Benny Loves You | Realtor (Phil Corman) | Stabbed through back w/ real estate sign | It's free real estate. |
| Spiral: From the Book of Saw | Detective Bozwick | Tongue ripped out, Torn to pieces by a train | Even though I don't care about this kill, It is a splatter fest. |
| A Quiet Place Part II | Everyone on the Island | Killed by the Death Angel | OOPS |
| Spookies | Rich | Body sucked dry by Spider Woman | I just realize that this scene is one of those Transformation clips I saw back in the day. I just got nostalgia blasted without realizing. Come to think of it, Doppelganger kill count when? |
| Hellraiser | Frank Cotton (Second Time) | Torn apart by chains and hooks again | It's the main kill here. |
| Hellbound: Hellraiser II | Julia Cotton | Sucked out of skin by vacuum hallway | Watched it out of context and it gave me ecstacy. |
| Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth | Sandy | Skin ripped off and eaten by Pillar of Souls | I'm way into Awful kills. |
| ThanksKilling 3 | Jefferson | Cut into pieces by Turkie | It only stuck with me cause the other characters here are puppets. |
| Hellraiser: Bloodline | John Merchant | Decapitated by a hook and chain | The pattern here of his neck being severed attracted me to it. Once it was set and done, It became the emotional guess I ever made. |
| Mortal Kombat (2021) | Syzoth (AKA Reptile) | Heart ripped out by Kano | It's the kill I mostly remember from the movie. |
| Stitches | Richie | Head pumped full of air until it burst | It's not about the head explosion, It's about the suspenseful moment when we're thinking if James's gonna pull the trigger and give all the kills here the Golden Chainsaw. |
| Candyman (2021) | Clive Privler | Strangled & torn up by hook | Offscreen but a decent sequence though. |
| Christmas Evil | Frank | Throat slit w/ Christmas tree star topper | The only solo kill here, This is why I don't watch that kill count. |
| The Forever Purge | Nazi Guy | Eyes gouged out & neck snapped | More graphic than the others. |
| Tremors | Walter Chang | Swallowed whole by a Graboid | The most onscreen death here. |
| Tremors 2: Aftershocks | Oil Worker | Swallowed whole by Graboid | Fuck Shriekers, This shit great. |
| Tremors 3: Back to Perfection | Buford | Gobbled by a Graboid | The only good kill here. Though with a R rating, Miguel might have the most interesting death here. |
| Tremors 4: The Legend Begins | Black Hand Kelly | Billy Drago-ed to his death by a Graboid | WHY DID A OFFSCREEN KILL WIN WHEN THIS GUY FOUGHT FOR HIS LIFE WHEN BEING EATEN?! |
| Tremors 5: Bloodlines | Erich Van Wyck | Triple lindy-ed by a Graboid | It's the rare time Count the Dead name a human as the best kill rather than the Graboids. |
| Tremors: A Cold Day in Hell | Dr. Silke Daanen | Jaws did it first! (Water Graboid kill) | I swam today. |
| Tremors: Shrieker Island | Burt Gummer | This didn't happen. Nothing to see here (Eaten by Queen Graboid) | The most onscreen kill here plus I wanna see Zoran being pissed off. |
| American Psycho | Paul Allen | Chopped repeatedly with axe | Again, Thank you that random channel that archive best kills. |
| American Psycho 2: All American Girl | Janitor | Mop through head offscreen | It's offscreen but it's brutal. |
| Slither | Charlie | Grant-ed a pardon from life | I know for Brenda, James Gunn fought hard to achieve that effect but LOOK AT CHARLIE'S DEATH AND TELL ME IF IT ISN'T GREAT!! |
| Deathgasm | Dion | Sub Zero's gonna sue! (Head and spine ripped out) | I don't know why I cared. |
| Stranger Things 3 | Heather Holloway, Janet Holloway, Doris Driscoll and 24 Other Flayed Hawkinsians | Melted down into goop | Sloppy |
| Halloween Kills | Big John | Stabbed in armpit, eyeballs gouged out | It's confirmable plus he stayed dead. |
| Pontypool | Laurel-Ann Drummond | Infected & became a human blood geyser | It's the most onscreen in the film. |
| Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022) | Catherine | Split in half with chainsaw | Just cause it's a bifurcation. |
| Would You Rather | Travis | Whipped excessively with sjambok, died later | Torture toture. |
| Dracula | Renfield | Hugged by Draccy, dropped down stairs | Hugged XD. |
| Blacula | Sam | Killed by Vampire Juanita Jones | It's the scene I remember the most. |
| Don't Breathe 2 | Raylan | Eyes gouged out, stabbed through back with machete | The rest of Jared's face is offscreen so I'm forced to do Raylan. |
| Orphan | Sister Abigail | Beaten to death with hammer | Stop, Hammer time |
| Wolf Creek | Liz Hunter | Fingers cut off and spinal cord severed | Riperino. |
| X | RJ | Decapitated via 23 neck stabs | Knife, Apply directly to the neck. |
| The Wolf Man | Lawrence Talbot | Beaten to death with cane while a Lar-wolf | The only interesting kill here. |
| The Wolfman | Asylum Orderly | Guts ripped out by Wolfman's bite | Well fuck. |
| Dude Bro Party Massacre | Scooter | Gary Zeller would be proud (Head explosion) | Cause I'm not interested. |
| Dude Bro Party Massacre II | Dolphman | Head juiced on juicer | Needs more Juice |
| Dude Bro Party Massacre III | Samantha | Death was a little jar-ring (Split in half) | Killed a fetus plus got a bifurcation out in the process?! |
| CHUCKY Season 1 | Bree Wheeler | Defenestrated, landed on a car windshield | I needed this kill to win the Golden Chainsaw, It's a beautiful kill. |
| Haunt | Evan | Head bashed, face clawed off from teeth | What are you, a banana? |
| Willy's Wonderland | Sheriff Lund | Swiped in half by Willy | Swiper no swiping, Swiper no swiping |
| Marvel's Werewolf by Night | Jovan | Head burned by a toasty Ted touch | Toast toast toast. |
| The Black Phone | Max Shaw | Axed in head by The Grabber | Most interesting kill here. |
| Black Friday | Anita | Infected by alien tongue action | IDK, Everyone predicted it would win. |
| Bodies Bodies Bodies | David | Found with throat slit from kukri | Laugh |
| Malignant | Scorpion | Eyes gouged out, accidentally shot | EYEBALLS |
| Prey | French Fur Trapper #13 | Decapitated | Only because I'm not interested. |
| Gremlins | Mrs. Deagle | Launched out of window via stairlift | Most iconic death other than the microwave kill. |
| Gremlins 2 | Electric Gremlin, Brain Gremlin, Daffy, George, Lenny, Witch Gremlin, and 440 Other Gremlins | Electrocuted mid-musical number, melted into goop | Don't call me up
I'm going out tonight Feeling good now you're outta my life Don't wanna talk about us Gotta leave it behind One drink and you're outta my mind |
| The Tripper | Frank Baker | Chainsaw bifurcation | Hey, That's cheating. |
| Scream (2022) | Dwight "Dewey" Riley | Stabbed, gutted, honored | Got spoiled the hell out of this kill but it is a iconic tragedy. |
| 28 Days Later | Invading Infected | Exploded by landmines | Damn it Mine Turtle. |
| Frogs | Stuart Martindale | Did the job in a crocodile rasslin match | Croc croc |
| Deep Rising | Hanover | Hahahaha... idiot (Eaten by a tentacle) | Man that looks painful |
| The Collector | Chad | Hey Yogi, I got a boo boo (Bear trapped) | Whatever, I find it brutal. |
| The Collection | 236 Dancing Fools | Eviscerate the dance floor! | The most memorable part of the movie and I like that this is my right guess, made back in 2019 after the Summer Schedule was done. WE WENT FULL CIRCLE FOLKS. |
| Critters | Steve Elliot | What were you unborn in a barn? (Eaten) | Most Onscreen than the rest |
| Critters 2 | Random Guy | Indiana Jones' last crusade [Rolled over by critter ball] | BASTARD SKELLY! |
| Critters 3 | Frank Longo | So longo Frank (Eaten by critters) | Default since I'm the king of the world. |
| Critters 4 | Bernie | D.A.R.E. to not be eaten by Critters | I don't want to say that a Choking is my favorite. I lust for blood okay, Tina's death is my nightmare everyday. |
| Bones and All | Lee | Stabbed in chest, eaten by Maren bones and all | Don't know why I like this death more than Sully's |
| Critters Attack! | Telephone Repairman | At least his performance wasn't phoned in (Eaten by Critters) | More interesting than the others. |
| Urban Legend | Michelle Mancini | Killed with axe | SOMEONE'S IN THE BACK SEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Urban Legends: Final Cut | Lisa | Kidney removed, decapitated with broken window | Chawing the wound makes me squeamish. |
| Urban Legends: Bloody Mary | Heather Thompson | Cheek infested with spiders, glass shards in head, face torn off | What are you, a Banana? |
| Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey | Tucker | Hand cut off, head stomped to mush | You left. |
| The Meg | Toshi | Deep sea self-sacrifice | Good Explosion at least. |
| Scream VI | Anika Kayoko | Sent dumpster diving from 5 stories up | CRAWL!!!!!!!!!! |
| Hostel | Kana | Hit by train and turned into bloody spray | I like trains. |
| Hostel: Part II | Lorna | Slashed and slit with sickle and sythe | All timer despite competing with a Dick being sliced off? |
| Hostel: Part III | Mike | Face cut off and turned into a mask | Cause man that's painful |
| Don't Hug Me I'm Scared | Duck | Viscera torn out and canned to be eaten | Back in my day, You show that and your video reach a global audience |
| Mortal Kombat (2011 video game) | Sub-Zero (Bi-Han) | Torched and decapitated by Scorpion | Just so I can avoid the offscreen kills |
| Cronos | Jesús Gris | Beaten, pushed off cliff in car, crushed | Me gustaría tener una muerte en auto con un acompañamiento de Cheesy Gordita Crunch, por favor. Ah, y una Pepsi también. |
| Ice Nine Kills - The Silver Scream | Prison Guard Martinez | Eyes thumbed out | EYEBALLS!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals | Professor Hidgens | Pigskinned alive | How? |
| The Blair Witch Project | Heather Donahue & Michael Williams | Attacked by Blair Witch & Put in eternal timeout | Iconic ending, Plus I only have a few options. (Why did James cover this) |
| Freddy vs Jason vs Ash | Assistant Manager Reginald | Love the arrrrgh-gyl sweater (Head bisected by clipboard) | There some Cut in Half options here but This one's creative and graphic too. |
| Mortal Kombat X | Mileena | Kiss of death by D'vorah (Bug vomit) | Slaughter Vomit Dolls |
| Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc | Junko (For Real This Time) | Mashed-up mashup | Cheatings fun right? |
| The Toxic Avenger | Skippy | Hit with car, head run over & squashed | Who knew that a Car death becomes a iconic moment. |
| Emesis Blue | Zombie Sniper | Bisected by door, executed with pistol | 800,000 kills?! |
| Talk to Me | Duckett | Knife to eye | Since I don't wanna say Mia since I never see a impact on it, Oh and Rhea won Dull Machete in the Patron version. |
| Dylan's New Nightmare | Dr. Sarah Silbe | Arm cut off, stabbed in chest w/ fingerknives | WHY HAVEN'T WE SEEN THAT BEFORE?! |
| Llamageddon | Rob | Heart punched out by Llama | Beer Pong Player #1's death is a masterpiece but this is by far the goriest kill in the movie. |
| Terrifier 2 | Allie | Uh... I can't even fit it all in this graphic | I hate Prime Rib winners now due to the PTSD that is the When Evil Lurks predictions but this one is obviously gonna win it and how could it be, It's a graphic masterpiece. |
| Too Many Cooks | Will Dove | Gal ga-dead (beheaded w/machete) | DOUBLE DECAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP!!!!! |
| Never Hike Alone 2 | Sheriff Rick Cologne | Ya'd his last bang (head punched to pieces) | Shawty's like a melody in my hea- |
| Barbarian | AJ | Eyes gouged out, head ripped in half | How to kill Keith's chances of winning the Golden Chainsaw with one rip. |
| Saw X | Valentina | Leg cut off w/ gigli saw, beheaded by razor wire | Mateo's the one that leaves it to the imagination but I WANNA SEE IT!!! |
| The Mean One | Martha Zeus | Bisected by The Mean One | Took one swipe to bisect the bitch. |
| Treevenge | Boyfriend & Girlfriend | Heads sewn together w/ tree branch | It's the one I wanna see win the Golden Chainsaw the most. |
| Ring (Ringu) | Ryuji Takayama | Killed by Sadako’s side eye | Hey Ryuji, You're famous. |
| Orphan: First Kill | Tricia Albright | Fell off roof, head cracked open on curb | Oh ThAt'S tHe GrOsSiEsT sHiT I'vE eVeR sEeN iN mY lIfE, lEt'S gO! |
| Hell House LLC | Sara Havel | Pummeled w/ video camera, sacrificed to entity offscreen | It's onscreen so....... |
| Evil Dead Rise | Jake | Choked on eyeball | EYEBALLS |
| The Menu | Chef Slowik, Guests, & Restaurant Staff | Toasted over fire | Damn it, Got a Prime Rib winner again?! |
| Puppet Master | Frank Forrester | Leeched to death by Leech Woman | It's iconic.........................right? |
| The Lost Boys | Dwayne | Arrow through chest, music through head | Music makes you lose control. |
| Smile | Laura Weaver | Throat slit with a porcelain shard. | Should I make a My Little Pony reference or a Truth or Dare reference? |
| From Dusk Till Dawn | Chet Pussy | Gooped from the inside out w/cross necklace | Too many kills here, Too many to choose. |
| Five Nights at Freddys | Max | Cut in half by the bite of '23 | WAS THAT THE BITE OF '87?! or more questionably, WAS THAT A BIFURCATION IN A PG-13 MOVIE?! |
| Manhunter | Freddie Lounds | Lit ablaze by the Tooth Fairy | Huh |
| The Silence of the Lambs | Lieutenant Boyle | Beaten, disemboweled and put on display | Looks Beautiful. |
| Hannibal | Inspector Rinaldo Pazzi | Disemboweled & hanged | If only the intestines are the noose. |
| Red Dragon | Freddy Lounds | Lips bitten off, immolated | Creep, Creep. Also with the title being Red Dragon, GIVE THAT TITLE TO ANOTHER MOVIE THAT INVOLVE GRAPHIC KILLS PLS!!! |
| Hannibal Rising | Butcher | Decapitated by Katana | With a samurai sword decapitation, You and Red Dragon could've switch titles. |
| The Exorcist | Father Lankester Merrin | Holy heart gave out on him | It's not about the kills, It's about the scares you made along the way. |
| Exorcist II: The Heretic | Pazuzu Regan | Chest punched in, heart removed by Lamontis hand | Fucking Fatality. |
| The Exorcist III | Father Morning | Skin peeled off, died of injuries | It's onscreen and it's brutal. |
| NOPE | Ricky "Jupe" Park and 56 Other Spectators | Abducted in masse and digested | Damn it, Another prime rib winner. |
| The Terminator | Street Punk | Punched through torso by T-800 | There's a reason why Arnold's a icon. |
| Serial Mom | Carl Pageant | Firepoker to back, liver pulled out | Live live. |
| Prom Night | Seymour "Slick" Crane | Incinerated in van explosion | When I saw that kill counted, I thought I was fucked. Never realize I cheated tho. |
| Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II | Monica Waters | Crushed to death in lockers | A wap wap a lo bop, an lop bang BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! |
| M3GAN | Brandon | Ear ripped off, hit by car | WHO KNEW A CA- |
| Lisa Frankenstein | Michael Trent | Penectomized w/ axe | A penis getting chopped off, in a PG-13 movie?! |
| The Stepfather | Dr. Bondurant | Beaten at least 13x w/ 2x4 by "Jerry Blake" | It's more onscreen than the winners. |
| Totally Killer | Chris Dubasage | Shot by nail gun, vaporised by Gravitron | It's still satisfying to see Marisa win it tho but Bro got shredded. |
| Pearl | Mitsy | Hacked 3x w/ axe, later dismembered | Choppy choppy |
| Immaculate | Sister Isabella | Body and face busted open by gravity | Closest you get to see Guinea Pig on the Kill Count. |
| When Evil Lurks | Sabrina | Crushed against building by Leo in truck | I have a love-hate relationship with it. I love it since it's a car death, But I hate it since it distracted me from the fact that Vicky won Best Kill and was the infamous moment in the movie. Doesn't help that the ladder wasn't listed in List of Deaths. Now I'm annoyed now when a kill is literally nominated for a Prime Rib, Makes it more obvious for a challenger like me and why I'm dreading the day James ask us to please don't predict awards for this show. |
| Influencer | Jessica Tiegan | Heel stomped by CW | 2 kills, 1 dull machete, Leave it be. |
| Late Night with the Devil | Carmichael Haig | Melted away | Cause, you know, It's his actual death. |
| Old | Chrystal | Bones broken multiple times | Fuck, Another Prime Rib nominee. |
| Return of the Living Dead | Suicide | Brains eaten by Tar Man | I haven't see the other kills and only this and it still won?! What next, Is Fowler gonna win the Golden Chainsaw in the Maniac Cop kill count? |
| Beetlejuice | Adam and Barbara Maitland | Drowned / Died when car fell of bridge | Only kill here *cough* |
| V/H/S | Wendy | Beaten with camera, disemboweled | Probably because I saw it on TV so I like it. BTW, IS SHANE'S DEATH AND ALL-TIMER AND I'M STUPID?! |
| Sabrina Carpenter's TASTE | Sabrina (1st time) | Shotgun blasted off balcony, impaled on picket fence | AH! My hole! |
| Abigail | "Frank" | Staked by "Joey" and Abigail | When you get infected with Vampy blood, You burst. |
| V/H/S/2 | "Father" | Spontaneous explosion | When you impregnated a girl for cult shit, You burst. |
| Hatchet | Shannon Permatteo | Head ripped apart by the jaw holy shit | Didn't get that it's a all-timer but the tracking shot to prostatic or some FX is fucking clean. |
| V/H/S: Viral | Alternate Alfonso | Chomped into by wife's maneater | Pussy |
| The Hills Have Eyes | "Big Bob" Carter | Nailed to a cross and burnt to a crisp | I AM JESUS! |
| V/H/S/94 | Test Subject #4 | Unplugged | There's the Newscaster getting his face melted off but damn it, I had to go with the miserable android. |
| Wishmaster | Inside Out Victim | Inner bastard came out | BASTARD SKELLY! |
| V/H/S/99 | The Host, Debra & Marcus | Face melted by Ozzy | Wanna see MY dungeon 😏. |
| The Mouse Trap | Alex | Decapitated by teleporting Mickey | Awful kills are my life. BTW, My blind predicting self said that at least the Prime Ribs didn't happen yet while predicting this which OMG, That's a yikes on so many levels. |
| V/H/S/85 | Ada Lovelace | Dismembered, flayed, head melted | No Eurodance god but it literally looks like a Video Game Glitch. |
| Halloween Ends | Jeremy | Prank (gone deadly) | NXT Call-ups get shafted. |
| V/H/S/Beyond | Arnab | Arms ripped off, face cut off | भारत में, हमारे पास घटिया स्टंट हैं (भारत से नहीं, लेकिन मैं आपको घटिया स्टंट के लिए जानता हूं) |
| Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey 2 | Bunny Raver | Decapitated w/ bear trap | Let's see if it get's nominated or some shit. |
| Freddy vs Jason vs Ash: The Nightmare Warriors | Stephen "Steven" Freeman | This is for Friday the 13th: The Series! (Head smashed into body) | Hulk Smash (IDK what I'm doing anymore) |
| T-Pain's DOES SHE KNOW | Officer Chelsea | Punctured with fire poker | Not interested in the others but man, I really want James to give a Dull Machete to one kill, Realize he's a hypocrite, and kill himself (In the kill count tho, Not in real life). |
| Slugs | David Watson | Ate some slugs, eyes blew up | Guess the sex won't be happening anytime soon. |
| MaXXXine | Reverend Ernest Miller | Shot in head with shotgun by Maxine | Can we ban Villians dying in the end (Besides the douchy characters) |
| Frankenhooker | 7 Sex Workers | Blown up by supercrack | Needs some crack |
| Thanksgiving | Lizzie McMullan | Cut in half while dumpster dying | It's my personal favorite, cause it's a bifurcation. In best kills for the whole world, Kathleen's too OP for it. |
| Children of the Corn | Mr. Hansen | Hand shoved into deli slicer | It's offscreen but I need more kills with bladed machines. |
| Creep | Aaron | Hacked in head with axe by Josef | It's more unique than Aaron's and obviously more great than Aaron's. |
| Nosferatu: A Symphony of Horror | Ellen Hutter | Neck sucked all night | I replay this scene the most in the Kill Count. |
| It's A Wonderful Knife | Eddie | Candy cane through back of head | Fuck that's more brutal than I thought. |
| Maximum Overdrive | Little League Coach | Soda can to the forehead | Then he could throw the......ball right into his nuts. Glad I got it right. |
| Resident Evil | Tyrant | Judgment day came early (Blow up by rocket) | Took the one everyone predict cause I don't even bother. |
| In a Violent Nature | Aurora | Downward dead pose aka a work of fucking art | This kill is God and officially the most cheapest death for the award chase by far. Like I thought it would be Kathleen but I was wrong, It's this death because everyone agrees it would win Golden Chainsaw. Even one kill counter doesn't say who wins in the IAVN kill count because it's obvious and THEY GAVE BARBARA BEST KILL IN TERRIFIER 2 WHERE ALLIE'S DEATH WON BEST KILL AT THE PRIME RIBS!!!! Because of that, I was too fascinated by the kill and if it wins Best Kill at the horror awards instead of the Rectum kill in Terrifier 3, The franchise's screwed forever by this movie and it's kill. |
| 28 Weeks Later | TBA | TBA | TBA |
| Outlast | TBA | TBA | TBA |
| Terrifier 3 | TBA | TBA | Though again, Might be Mia and Cole |
| The Last of Us | TBA | TBA | TBA |
| Film | Character | Cause of Death | Reason |
|---|---|---|---|
| He's Out There | Owen | Axed in the head by John. | It's the most onscreen of the two. |
| A Bay of Blood | Anna Fossati | Decapitated w/ axe by Renata | It shocked me the first time I watched it. |
| Happy Birthday to Me | Greg Hellman | Crushed by weights | It's the most brutal of the kills here. |
| Mortal Kombat (2021) | Syzoth (AKA Reptile) | Heart ripped out by Kano | It's the kill I mostly remember from the movie. |
| The Midnight Meat Train | Leigh Cooper | Decapitated by Mahogany with a meat tenderizer | Definitely the most graphic one in the film. |
| Alone (Not to be confused with the Zombie film) | Sam | Stab by Jessica | It's the most onscreen of the two. |
| Red Christmas | Hope | Vertically cut in half from behind by Cletus with an ax | I mean it's a bifurcation, C'MON. Also I might do a blog kill count of it next so, Sorry for the spoilers? |
| The Tripper | Frank Baker | Chainsaw bifurcation | Hey, That's cheating. |
| Treevenge | Boyfriend & Girlfriend | Heads sewn together w/ tree branch | It's the one I wanna see win the Golden Chainsaw the most. |
| Totally Killer | Chris Dubasage | Shot by nail gun, vaporised by Gravitron | It's still satisfying to see Marisa win it tho but Bro got shredded. |
| Death on the Beach | David | Stabbed to death by Ruffo | David's Teacher still wins though since I think it only stuck with me is due to how Tony's death played out. |
| Body | Arthur | Tumble down the stairs, Asphyxiated by Cali with a Pillow | Much more onscreen than Cali's and the journey through it all is great. |
| Fatal Games | Joe "The Red Herring Guy" Ward | No-scoped through the chest with a Javelin | I really love Diane's aim. Plus it helps that the Javelin was thrown, Much like in the game. |
| Hell Night | May West | Decapitated with meat cleaver by Andrew | Not much happens but I was dozing off with the others so I guess this wins by Default? |
| Butcher, Baker, Nightmare Maker | Bill Lynch Sr. & Anna Lynch | Decapitated after crashing his car into a logging truck, Incinerated after Bill's car falls off a cliff and explodes | Even though I knew it was coming, It's still a awesome car death. |