Describing my Award Predictions in One sentence or more

It says what it says, I'll be describing my Golden Chainsaw or Dull Machete predictions or guesses over the years in one sentence or more or less. It's titled that just because there's some that are long so. Just to be clear, I'm chroniclizing it from the order of predictions I made in that timeframe on the blog or on the Killcount comment section on the Wiki so if you see a recent kill count in the middle of old ones, now you know.

Golden Chainsaw Predictions[]

Sleepaway Camp: Note to self: Don't trust the wiki.
Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers: It was hard to find something for this movie so I went into a Sleepaway Camp kills rank list and choose her because well, why not.
Sleepaway Camp III: Teenage Wasteland: My first GC prediction I got right.
Return To Sleepaway Camp: Wrong or right, It's still the best Post-Credit scene death ever.
Jaws: I picked at random okay.
Jaws 2: When the actual Golden Chainsaw winner was revealed, I knew I got both awards wrong.
Jaws 3-D: Woah, Super secret 3-D randomizer.
Jaws: The Revenge: Okay there were only 2 deaths here okay, Don't blame me.
Final Destination: Mom, I made history
Final Destination 2: I should have picked Tim Carpenter as my prediction, Either way I'm wrong.
Final Destination 3: Imagine picking a Iconic death as your prediction and still getting it wrong 🥲.
Final Destination 4: There's been a breach.
Final Destination 5: Easy no dif.
The Collection: It came full circle, Right into the faces of people who want the Head Explosion to win.
The Cabin In The Woods: Yeah I predict the kills I know to get the awards, I'm that lazy.
Carrie: I like the idea of Miss Collins being bifurcated by that backboard
The Rage: Carrie 2: Was Monica & Eric's death an all-timer and I'm just a idiot?!
Carrie (2002): The worst GC prediction I've ever guessed.
Carrie (Remake): This is before Road Safety PSAs made me like Car death but what was I supposed to do, Bro was bifurcated (See deleted scenes).
The Descent: I tried to not predict the Crawlers if they have the most brutal kills here, because I refuse to do so
The Descent Part 2: Yet my fate was sealed.
Candyman: Farewell to the Flesh: I predict him since I was all too into that kill after seeing the carnage count.
Candyman: Day of the Dead: It looked familiar so I went with him, Basically I cheated.
Ma: This is the time zone where I don't want the first kill to win the award, I'm r*t*rd*d.
Bloody Birthday: Hank won it before so I guess it was worth it?
Tourist Trap: My god, History repeated itself
House of 1000 Corpses: Most of the brutal ones are Offscreen Kills,
The Devil's Rejects Most of the onscreen ones are Gun Kills,
3 From Hell: So I pick the one that are Neither of these Kills.
Hellraiser: Uhhhh success I guess?
Hellbound: Hellraiser 2: I think I went with it since I saw it out of context.
Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth: I knew it's not gonna win when James say it's doesn't look great.
Hellraiser: Bloodline: This right prediction I held in my heart and it got me really emotional.
Tucker & Dale vs. Evil: Was I stupid to not get the knowledge that Mike's might be iconic?
Tales From The Hood: I had nothing other than it's brutal.
The Prowler: This is the time zone where I don't want the villian to win the award, I'm really really r*t*rd*d.
Countdown: I pick it since it was an opening kill?
The Invisible Man (2020): James it's not the time to pull a Shiroi Kodo when I predict another iconic kill to win.
Hereditary: I got a 2-n-1 but was it that hard?
Idle Hands: Be free my child.
A Bay of Blood: I think I blind sighted myself for not seeing the influences being a key reason why Denise and Duke had to win but to be fair, Anna's death shocked me when I watch the movie for the first time.
Don't Breathe: All guns kills, leave me be.
Happy Birthday to Me: First GC prediction I got right from a Movie I have actually seen.
Thankskilling 3: It only stuck with me I think is because the rest of the characters are animals or puppets.
Stitches: I was too stuck on Paul's death until I saw what Richie's death is.
Urban Legend: I should have remembered what was on the Creature Feature list.
Urban Legends: Final Cut: I think the kidney wound part got me squeamish since I'm too sensitive to pain (Says the guy who likes seeing people die in brutal ways).
Urban Legends: Bloody Mary: Who is she, a Banana?
V/H/S: Saw Wendy's on the TV and it stuck with me so I'm predicted her too.
V/H/S 2: Allahu akbar.
V/H/S: Viral: Well I believe that you were ninja too.
V/H/S/94: Welp, It got nominated.
Maximum Overdrive: WE DID IT REDDIT, WE BEAT THE STEAMROLLER KID!!!! BTW, What was the purpose of counting the trucks?
American Psycho: I wanna thank that YouTube channel for archiving best kills for making it easier for me.
American Psycho 2: Even though it's offscreen, It is brutal.
Deathgasm: I picked him probably because of Count the Dead.
The Tripper: When I watch the film and saw that kill I thought "Yep, It's definitely will be the GC winner"
Terrifier 2: It took winning best kill for my prediction to be right.
M3GAN: Predicting the villain to win GC always pays off.
Hostel: Disqualified.
Hostel: Part II: My main pick was Lorna so thank god it win over...a guy getting his dick chopped off....the things to get shafted to get that prediction to be right.
Hostel: Part III: It was one thing to see my main prediction to be right, But it's funny when the other kill wins Dull Machete.
Barbarian: It could've went to Keith but nope, There's just has to be a guy getting his face ripped in two in the same movie.
Serial Mom: I guess saying sorry to Ma doesn't work that well.
Manhunter: Same thing,
The Silence of the Lambs: with the Firefly trilogy.
Hannibal: HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO KNOW THAT IT WAS A INFAMOUS CHILDHOOD TRAUMA KILL?!
Red Dragon: Why does Red Dragon not have gory onscreen kills?
Hannibal Rising: Still find it awesome that Hannibal used a Samurai Sword.
28 Days Later: I was right, I was indeed wrong, Also it WON DULL MACHETE!
28 Weeks Later: TBA
Halloween Ends: I was hoping Jeremy but why is the Halloween series refusing to make the GC the Best Kill Nominee?!
Prom Night: I forgot I cheated so I got afraid that I accidentally got it wrong with the kill that's the kill I like to give the GC too.
Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II: Yes I was blind and I made myself look like a idiot when it was all over.
The Stepfather: I was right but was it worth it though?
Totally Killer: Just when I realize I fucked myself when James say "It could've looked cooler", A hope arrived.
When Evil Lurks: See kids, Pay attention to what got nominated for Best Kill and actually see if it won, You'll give yourself depression when you realize the mistake.
Late Night with the Devil: My pick and reasoning was better!
Beetlejuice: Yeah I'll probably go ahead and skip that.
Hatchet: It's probably iconic and a all-timer so I'll not hold myself for that one.
V/H/S/99: Damn it, I pick something graphic that's offscreen
V/H/S 85: Where's my Eurodance Techno god?
Slugs: Right death, Wrong name
The Hills Have Eyes: I AM JESUS! (See my prediction to know why it's that way, I'm not saying it about myself)
Wishmaster: I'll defend myself as this film has many kills but HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO KNOW THAT THE OTHER KILL GOT CONFIRMED TO WIN IT?!
The Mouse Trap: Waste of time. Also, Yikes.
Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey 2: Wombo Combo. Also I wanna see that Bunny Raver get nominated for Best Kill, Go for it ya fucks.
Frankenhooker: It's a firely explosion, But I'm disappointed.
Thanksgiving: Holy shit, That kill's OP for the Award chase.
V/H/S/Beyond: I was wrong, But I wasn't disappointed.
Terrifier 3: TBA
Children of the Corn: Was Joseph killed by the throat slit or the car hit?
MaXXXine: James it's not the time to do another Totally Killer thing with me.
Nosferatu: A Symphony of Horror: It's the legit only option I got.
It's a Wonderful Knife: If it won, I wouldn't yell with excitement since I pretty much stole mine from someone else.
In a Violent Nature: Same BECAUSE IT'S GOD AND THE MOST OP KILL IN THE AWARD CHASE BY FAR!!!

Dull Machete Predictions[]

Sleepaway Camp: Note to self: Don't trust the wiki.
Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers: BASTARD SKELLYS!
Sleepaway Camp III: Teenage Wasteland: It was so lame that it wasn't even counted.
Return To Sleepaway Camp: My first DM prediction that I got right.
Jaws: Damn it, I want history to repeat itself.
Jaws 2: When the actual Golden Chainsaw winner was revealed, I knew I got both awards wrong.
Jaws 3-D: One was Artsy, One got pulled out of existence, and I went with the Artsy one.
Jaws: The Revenge: Okay there were only 2 deaths here okay, Don't blame me.
Final Destination: I mean, It's offscreen but man I miss that opportunity to make History twice.
Final Destination 2: I completely missed Alex's death.
Final Destination 3: When it first happen, It's offscreen. When it happen the second time, It's completely offscreen.
Final Destination 4: There's been a breach.
Final Destination 5: Easy no dif.
The Collection: It wasn't possible but it happened, and I'm talking about the likeliness of it being fatal.
The Cabin In The Woods: Yeah I predict the kills I know to get the awards, I'm that lazy.
Carrie: Swept
The Rage: Carrie 2: That
Carrie (2002): Fucking
Carrie (Remake): Franchise.
The Descent: Was it a Jaws 2 situation?
The Descent Part 2: It was so lame that it wasn't even counted.
Candyman: Farewell to the Flesh: I just realize I went back-
Candyman: Day of the Dead: to back Parenthood flashback deaths.
Ma: At least I got the DM right though it was the only offscreen option here.
Bloody Birthday: Wasn't named but I know I'm right.
Tourist Trap: My god, History repeated itself
House of 1000 Corpses: Was I right on that one?
The Devil's Rejects: Forgot there were a lot of offscreen kills here.
3 From Hell: Yeah, I fucked up on that one.
Hellraiser: Was it because it was brutal?
Hellbound: Hellraiser 2: I mean, There were a lot of them.
Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth: If won, It would be massive amounts of bodies that one it.
Hellraiser: Bloodline: Sorry Adam Scott, I love ya.
Tucker & Dale vs. Evil: Yeah it the same way with DM too, That massive amount of r*t*rdedness here.
Tales From The Hood: It was so lame that it wasn't even counted.
The Prowler: Got it right out of pure luck.
Countdown: It was so lame that it wasn't even counted.
The Invisible Man (2020): Technicality I guess?
Hereditary: I got a 2-n-1 but was it that hard?
Idle Hands: Worth it I guess.
A Bay of Blood: I saw the film, Yet I was a idiot.
Don't Breathe: All guns kills, leave me be.
Happy Birthday to Me: To be fair, Not only was it hard to choose a Golden Chainsaw, It was hard to get a Dull Machete too.
Thankskilling 3: Boruto taught me that lesson.
Stitches: I thought Cat was a name of a Female human character. To be fair, I was desperate to get something for DM.
Urban Legend: Do we want the offscreen option or the background option.
Urban Legends: Final Cut: Gotcha this time too offscreen kill.
Urban Legends: Bloody Mary: Guess I was wrong choosing Heart Attack and it's Gordon.
V/H/S: Only 1 got the Dull Machete.
V/H/S 2: Getting it wrong regardless considering who won Dull Machete in Smile.
V/H/S: Viral: DANTE, GIVE ME SOMETHING GOOD YOU MAGICAL BEING!!!
V/H/S/94: If it won, It could've restarted the trend of making the Wraparounds DM.
Maximum Overdrive: This is before I perfected the Guess the bleed out person technique so I think it's fine to move it aside, I did get the Golden Chainsaw right overall, That's only what matters here.
American Psycho: It was so lame that it wasn't even listed on that wiki.
American Psycho 2: My prediction being Rachael Newman was a sign that a Villain is winning that award.
Deathgasm: Like I said, It was chosen by random.
The Tripper: I connected the dots too late.
M3GAN: WDYM it didn't win?!
Hostel: If the villian doesn't get a gruesome end, It's the DM rather than the offscreen stuff you predict.
Hostel: Part II: You put the dog down offscreen.
Hostel: Part III: I'm not sure if history repeat itself there, considering the cheating.
Barbarian: HOW DID FRANK WIN IT BUT NO ONE DID IN SMILE?!
Serial Mom: There was one right there.
Manhunter: Okay, I think this time History repeated itself.
The Silence of the Lambs: It was so lame that it wasn't even counted.
Hannibal: The all-mighty push slash got chosen over a gun kill, Cool.
Red Dragon: Oh my god it happened again, With the same fucking novel adaption too?!
Hannibal Rising: Is it important or not?
28 Days Later: It was the Golden Chainsaw guess so oops.
28 Weeks Later: TBA
Halloween Ends: Yeah my guess was a decent kill but c'mon.
Prom Night: Just to say it, I was fucked.
Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II: It was so lame that it wasn't even counted.
The Stepfather: The actual Dull Machete was my victim option, It's Hostel Part III all over again.
Totally Killer: It was so lame that it wasn't even counted, But it's onscreen alteration did.
When Evil Lurks: I learn something today: 1, Vicky's winning the Golden Chainsaw either way. 2, If you don't wanna get the Dull Machete despite you dying offscreen with your body not shown, Just have it be reveal that you're dead in a Gross and Effective way, Easy escape route.
Late Night with the Devil: C'mon, I like cheating.
Beetlejuice: Yeah I'll probably go ahead and skip that.
Hatchet: Oh shit, 2-n-1.
V/H/S/99: Being blind makes you miss out on other lame kills.
V/H/S/85: Yeah I prefer picking the offscreen kill that's just a gunshot rather than picking the offscreen kill that's graphic.
Slugs: W A T E R.
The Hills Have Eyes: Imagine you got bifurcated but it took 23 years for you to die from that.
Wishmaster: Offscreen but a slash is fucking tame.
The Mouse Trap: Being blind makes you a idiot but if everyone won it, I could have been right?
Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey 2: Took out one of them offscreen but why did I include Dacre in there?
Frankenhooker: Up there with Blades of Glory of having a bloody idea but made it offscreen.
Thanksgiving: HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO KNOW THAT THEY'RE STILL ALIVE?!
V/H/S/Beyond: Just have all your kills be onscreen Tara!
Terrifier 3: TBA
Children of the Corn: Shit effects, Got spared by the last one.
MaXXXine: IMAGIN-
Nosferatu: WHO?!?!?!
It's a Wonderful Knife: It was so lame that it wasn't even counted.
In a Violent Nature: The only stakes here for the predictions gambet is if this kill or Brodie would win DC.