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Starting back up the 1000 ways to die train


Deaths[]

  1. Angry Ed - Pushed into a vat of hydrochloric acid by his foreman in self defense, causing the acid to melt his entire body (Deep Fried)
  2. Natasha - Killed after her stomach burst from over eating (Gorgeous Gore)
  3. Phil Harden - Accidentally killed himself by over inflating a tire which explodes and impales his skull with shrapnel (Re-Tired)
  4. Debbie - Injected with bad Botox by a fake doctor and is completely paralyzed when she steps into her hot tub and drowns in just three feet of water (Botoxicated)
  5. Carl & Lenny - Suffocated on cocoa powder when it filled their lungs (Choke-A-Lot)
  6. Mr. O'Brien - Died of radiation poisoning after his doctor, Dr. Montana, has sex with a nurse who accidentally repeatedly pressed the button to turn on the X-Ray machine over his head (Sex-Ray)

Not Counted Deaths[]

  • Daniel - Bled out after being slashed with a piece of glass whilst running from the police (Only died in the German Version)

Numbers[]

7 people died in this 1000 ways to die episode meaning Death is getting busy. The victims consisted of 5 males and 2 females which is mostly a blueberry pie.

Awards[]

  • I'll give the golden chainsaw for coolest kill to Angry Ed since his is the most brutal of the bunch. And Painful too.
  • Dull machete for lamest kill will go to the Cocoa people since Natasha's was depressing and Debbie's was terrifying.