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Incest is the key.
Deaths[]
- Bill Lynch Sr. - Decapitated after crashing his car into a logging truck - 2:12
- Anna Lynch - Incinerated after Bill's car falls off a cliff and explodes - 2:40
- Phil Brody - Stabbed in the neck by Cheryl Roberts with a kitchen knife - 17:23
- Chuck Strang - Decapitated by Cheryl Roberts off-screen, body and severed head shown - 1:16:10 (Head Reveal)
- Margie - Stomach slashed open by Cheryl Roberts with a machete - 1:17:48
- Sergeant Cook - Hand cut off and throat slit by Cheryl Roberts with a machete - 1:18:51
- Cheryl Roberts - Impaled through the gut by Billy Lynch with a firepoker - 1:26:00
- Detective Joe Carlson - Shot to death by Billy Lynch with his own gun - 1:29:09
Numbers[]
8 people die in Butcher, Baker, Nightmare Maker which could have been more if they keep ramping up the bodies though again, You need a story. The victims consisted of 5 males and 3 females meaning we get a mostly blueberry pie baked perfectly by Aunt Cheryl. With a runtime of 1:32:34 giving us a kill on average every 53 minutes.
Awards[]
- I'll give the Golden Chainsaw for the coolest kill to Bill and Anna Lynch, fucking obviously. Like I said, I'm a big fan of Car deaths and this one is no exception even though it was overplayed with the Car Exploding.
- Dull Machete for the lamest kill will go to Chuck Strang, I don't wanna include him but his head have some skin so fuck it I guess?