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Kennedy

Kennedy at the investigation.

Officer Kennedy is a major character in President's Day. He is the town's cop, and plays a crucial part in the movie's investigation plotline. He's also named after John F. Kennedy, obvs.

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Kennedy's death.

He is chopped to pieces off screen by Mr. Wright, which is seen in CCTV footage.

The Dull Machete

James gave this the "Dull Machete" award because it was mostly off-screen.

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