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Killer Klowns From Outer Space (1988) KILL COUNT: RECOUNT is the four hundred and thirty-third video of The Kill Count.
Overview
Just outside the town of Crescent Cove, Mike Tobacco and his girlfriend Debbie Stone are parked with other couples at the local lovers' lane when they spot a strange glowing object falling to Earth. Nearby, farmer Gene Green also spies the object, and believing it to be Halley's Comet, he ventures into the woods to find the impact site. He instead stumbles upon a large circus tent-like structure, and he and his dog are abruptly captured by mysterious clown-like aliens, the "Klowns". Shortly thereafter, Mike and Debbie arrive to investigate for themselves. Entering the structure, they discover a complex interior with elevators and various bizarre rooms. They soon find a gelatinized Green encased in a cotton candy-like cocoon and are spotted by a klown, who shoots popcorn at them from a large gun. The couple flees, pursued by a group of klowns and a balloon animal dog that comes to life.
Narrowly escaping, Mike and Debbie travel to the police station to report the incident to Debbie's ex-boyfriend, Deputy Dave Hanson, and his curmudgeonly partner, Deputy Curtis Mooney.The skeptical Mooney believes the story to be a hoax. After taking Debbie home, Mike and Dave return to the woods, only to find the circus tent has vanished, leaving a large crater in its place. They then travel to the lovers' lane, only to find all the cars abandoned and covered in a cotton candy-like substance. Back in town, the klowns arrive and begin capturing townspeople in cocoons using rayguns that resemble toys. Several klowns perform pranks and mock circus acts, all resulting in the deaths of several onlookers.
Mike and Dave witness one of the klowns using shadow puppets to shrink a crowd of people into the palm of its hand, then dump them into a sack of popcorn, revealed to be sentient creatures that eagerly gobble up their human prey. Back at the police station, Mooney is inundated with calls from townspeople reporting incidents with the klowns, but he dismisses all of them. Soon after, a klown arrives at the station and Mooney arrests it, believing it to be a teen prankster. Dave returns to the station to find two prisoners encased in cocoons, and the now escaped klown using a deceased Mooney as a ventriloquist's dummy. Dave shoots the klown several times before destroying its nose, which causes it to spin wildly and explode.
Elsewhere in town, Mike meets up with his friends Rich and Paul, the Terenzi brothers, and using the intercom on an ice cream truck, they drive around town attempting to warn people of the invading klowns. At Debbie's house, popcorn stuck to her clothes from her earlier encounter with the klowns mutates into monsters and attacks her. She fends off the creatures, but another group of klowns arrive and trap her in a giant balloon. Mike, Dave, and the Terenzis witness Debbie's capture and give chase, following the klowns to an amusement park, and the relocated circus tent. Journeying through a funhouse leading to the klowns' lair, the Terenzi brothers become separated and meet two female-looking klowns. After Dave and Mike witness a klown using a crazy straw to drink gelatinized townspeople, they rescue Debbie and flee into a maze full of tricks and traps.
When they emerge, the trio find themselves under a massive circus tent and surrounded by klowns. The Terenzis arrive in their ice cream truck and use the intercom to distract the klowns. A gargantuan klown marionette, Jojo the Klownzilla, descends from the ceiling, breaks free from its strings, and attacks. After Jojo destroys the ice cream truck, apparently killing the Terenzis, Dave creates a distraction and Mike and Debbie are able to escape the structure. The tent begins to spin and rises into the air, revealing it to be a massive spaceship. Back inside, Jojo grabs hold of Dave, who removes his police badge and uses it to destroy the klown's nose. Jojo explodes, destroying the entire ship along with him. Debbie and Mike briefly mourn the loss of their friends, until a klown car suddenly drops out of the sky and Dave and the Terenzi brothers emerge. As the group watches the fireworks created by the exploding ship, pies (non-acid ones) fall from the sky and hit them in their faces.
Deaths
Counted Deaths
- Farmer Gene Green - Cotton candy cocooned - 9 mins in
- 11 Cocooned Victims - Cocooned offscreen - 16 mins in (Discovered)
- Joe Lombardo - Cocooned offscreen - 18 mins in (Body found)
- Guy in Park - Cotton candy cocooned - 26 mins in
- 2 Pharmacy Girls - Cocooned offscreen - 26 mins in
- "Oh, Pizza" - Cotton candy cocooned - 27 mins in
- Housewife - Cocooned offscreen- 28 mins in
- Biker - Block knocked off - 32 mins in
- Bob McReed - They got him. He’s dead. - 36 mins in
- Mr. Myers - Cocooned offscreen - 38 mins in
- Joe - Run off bridge - 39 mins in
- Big Top Burger Boy - Taken out to the trash - 41 mins in
- 5 Bus Stop Onlookers - T-Wrecked - 44 mins in
- Curtis Mooney - Jailhouse rocked - 51 mins in
- 2 College Punks - Cocooned offscreen - 54 mins in
- Jumbo the Klown - Nose popped by Dave - 55 mins in
- 13 Parade Victims - Cocooned offscreen - 57 mins in
- Guy Under Car - Lost hide & seek - 58 mins in
- Boardwalk Guard - Pied & died - 1 hr 3 mins in
- 158 Cocoon Victims - Pain in the cotton candy ass to count - 1 hr 9 mins in
- Chubby - Nose popped by Dave - 1 hr 13 mins in
- Another Klown - Nose popped by Dave - 1 hr 13 mins in
- Jojo the Klownzilla - Popped by the popo - 1 hr 21 mins in
- 19 Klowns (Including Baldo the Klown, Bash the Klown, Bibbo the Klown, Bimbo the Klown, Bippo the Klown, Blubbo the Klown, Boco the Klown, Crickles the Klown, Danny the Klown, Debbie's Roommates, Dunk the Klown, Fatso the Klown, Frank the Klown, Hefty the Klown, Rudy the Klown, Shorty the Klown, Slim the Klown, Sticko the Klown, Storefront the Klown, Styzo the Klown, Spikey the Klown, and Talls the Klown) - Killed in ship explosion - 1 hr 21 mins in
- 7 Balloon Captives - Killed in ship explosion - 1 hr 21 mins
Non-counted Deaths
- Car People - Cocooned offscreen
- Pooh Bear the Bloodhound - Killed offscreen by a klown
- People on the Phone - Screams heard
- 1 More Parade Victim - Cocoon offscreen
- 21 Klowns - Disappeared out of the movie, probably killed in ship explosion
Trivia
- This is the first one-off to get a Recount without any sequels getting counted.
- This is the first Kill Count that debuts the new Kill Count: Recount logo.
- For some reason, James counted Fatso the Klown's death as Chubby the Klown's death.