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Jesse is the main heroic antagonist of Spree.

Biography

Jessie is a popular comedian. She became one of Kurt's passengers, after being connected to the Spree drive through SpreeSocial. She meets scumbag Mario, who tries to flirt with her, but she's not having it at all.

Upon realizing she's a big star comedian, Kurt tries to get in good with her. Jessie is not having it with Kurt's geeky, obsessive, and cringy behavior. After Mario insults her like the scumbag douche he is with a manwhore-like, racist comment, she was finally fed up. She blasted Mario on her social media before getting out of the car.

She calms down at her grandmother's and is taken to her show by a comedian friend named Miles where she performs her act for the Joke Bros show. Miles and Jessie get drunk together after a successful show, and he's still (not so) subtle trying to flirt with her and butter her up. She convinces him to call a GoGo, since Spree is down, and once the car comes, she ditches him. Little does she know that Kurt hijacked this car.

Kurt traps her in the car, telling her he's going to take her to his home. ("Where are we going?" "I'm taking you home." "This is not the way to my fucking house, Kurt!" "Oh, no. Not your home. My home." *He looks at her and smiles.* "My home.")

Kurt talks all this nonsense about them becoming a celebrity power couple, and wanting to film a sex tape with her. Unable to get out of the car, she attempted strangling Kurt with a phone charger, causing the car to crash. However, Kurt recovers and knocks Jessie unconscious.

Kurt dragged her out into a field to run her over, but steps out of the car when he can't see where her body went. She regained consciousness and takes control of the car, chasing Kurt. She crashes the car into his house while Kurt runs off inside to grab another weapon to back him up.

Jessie is confronted by Kris and when they discover the body of Angela, Kurt's mother. Kris immediately blames Jessie for his wife/ex-wife's death before Kurt shows up and shoots Kris, leaving him injured and bleeding before shooting him more to kill him.

He then moves to kill Jessie, but she manages to get back into the car and drive him into the wall, pinning him there. At the request of Kurt's roughly 50k audience, she walks up to make sure he's really dead. When he grabs her, she jabs her phone into his head before he eventually dies.

After an online break, she quickly becomes a national star after taking credit for stopping Kurt's murdering spree, and she continues her comedy career.

Victims