Fake Ads are gags in The Kill Count that promote products that are related to the movie covered in The Kill Count. These are usually seen in guest hosted (Zoran, Chelsea, and Molly) Kill Counts except for Bones and All, Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc, and the V/H/S franchise.
| Episode | Description | Product |
|---|---|---|
| Make sure you're prepared for whatever life throws at you with Swiss Cheese and Bullets |  | |
| Tired of the same old soggy food? Have an MRE |  | |
| Goran Zvojic of Planet Zorgan Arcades introduces the newest game for young kids: Ass Blasters |  | |
| Don't matter who you are, you need a hat |  | |
| Why spend the time to write a clever joke when all you gotta do is make a Pee Joke? |  | |
| Using Cheap-O-Vision technology, turn your beach vacation into an iceberg relaxation. |  | |
| Use Offscreen Deaths to increase your body count without being clever |  | |
| When dining in New York, there's only one place to go to: Dorsia |  | |
| The story of how American Psycho II: All American Girl turned into an American Psycho sequel |  | |
| Brundle Farms meat are so fresh, you might have to kill it all over again |  | |
| Use Church Stuff to cover your 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 activities |  | |
| The Delta Bi (Dude Bros) are now in space |  | |
| Go to Crazy Benny's for a discount on their generic plot parts |  | |
| Why bother going through interviews with contractors when all you gotta do is call Roy |  | |
| Go crazy at The Collector's Home |  | |
| Come on down to the Grover's Bend Impecca-Bowl for Pin-A-Palooza this Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. |  | |
| The Easter Feester deals are back this weekend at Hungry Heifer |  | |
| In order to know if any Critters are nearby, make sure you get a C.A.C |  | |
| A parody of how most horror franchises end up in space at some point |  | |
| Zoran tries selling his nephew a "Bianca" toy but he turns it down |  | |
| Planet Zorgan Comics has comic books for your taste |  | |
| This Tuesday, make sure you (don't) vote for Frederick Charles Krueger |  | |
| Jill Sandwiches: They're tasty, delicious, and totally not a sex thing |  | |
| It's Coffee. |  | |
| Don't worry about your troubles with Dragonbreath X mouthwash |  | |
| From the makers of Crash Bandicoot comes the game that'll make you never want to let go of your child ever again (even if they want you to) |  | |
| Doesn't matter if you're butchering or planning a revenge prank, La Viande Meat Processing has all the butcher equipment to provide you with, no questions asked |  |