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Dude Bro Party Massacre III (2015) KILL COUNT

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Dude Bro Party Massacre III (2015) KILL COUNT is the three hundred and fiftieth video of The Kill Count.

Overview[]

Delta Bi member Brock Chirino talks to his therapist about the multiple slasher-related attacks on his fraternity because of their pranks. The sorority house mother was trapped in a burning building and vowed revenge on them during one. While member Road Doggie loses his frisbee outside, the mother throws a buzzsaw at his mouth, partially decapitating him. Inside, Cindy performs oral sex on C-Trunk, only for the mother to sneak under the bed and kill them both with a harpoon, before stabbing Coach Handsey with a javelin in the locker room. The mother goes on a rampage, hacking one to death in the shower with two meat cleavers, stabbing one through the mouth with a javelin, and decapitating one with a machete. After Scooter's head explodes, Brock and his friend Samzy manage to kill the mother, only for her daughter to cut off her face and use it as a mask, taking up the name Motherface.

Motherface begins her own rampage, slashing people's throats and electrocuting them, even killing the Delta Bi's weed dealer Tito by hacking him in the throat with a wooden sign. After shredding Dolphman's face with a blender, Brock lights Motherface on fire and kills her. In the present day, the therapist grabs a pair of scissors and, revealing herself to be the new Motherface and the previous Motherface's sister, slashes Brock's throat. Brock's brother Brent joins Delta Bi while trying to discover his brother's killer. He befriends a crippled Nedry, Samzy, Derek, Todd, and his girlfriend Samantha, Turbeaux, who is scared of dogs, ZQ, Sizzler, Turtleneck, Flannel Bro, and a beer addicted Spike. During a prank, Nedry and Brent accidentally cause a plane crash, causing Dean Pepperstone to send Delta Bi to the lake house. After they leave, Motherface stabs Pepperstone to death.

Delta Bi meets with the river raft salesman, Paddy, whose family died during a flood caused in the past by Delta Bi. Delta Bi gets the rafts and leaves behind Nedry. They arrive at the house and begin to clean it up. Motherface spies Paddy on a raft and almost shoots him with an arrow, only for Paddy to commit suicide by shooting himself through the mouth. Later at the house, Brent goes into the attic and finds Samzy, who tries to dance with Brent, only for Brent to accidentally drop his head on the floor, snapping his neck. Motherface cuts the power, and Delta Bi sends Derek to fix it. Motherface rams a hoe into the back of Derek's head, pushing it into the circuit and electrocuting him to death. She ambushes Stripe, trying to find more beer, and kills him by stabbing him in the head with a beer tap and draining his brains.

Samantha and Todd have sex in a tent before Motherface stabs Todd through the tent with a machete. Samantha is oblivious and falls asleep. ZQ and Sizzler go into the woods, and a tree crushes ZQ before Motherface bisects him. The next day, Delta Bi finds ZQ's corpse and runs into the house, with Turbeaux knocking out Samantha with a baseball bat. Samzy reveals that he has a robot duplicate in the attic, but Brent realizes that he has killed him. Motherface throws his head through the window and uses a device to make Samzy rip out his tongue by the lake before drowning him. Motherface then rips out Sizzler's heart and flushes his insides down a toilet.

Turbeaux is locked in a room full of dogs and uses a gun to shoot himself. Samantha finds Sizzler's body and reveals to Brent that Todd impregnated her before Motherface appears behind her with a fire poker and stabs her through the stomach, killing her child. Motherface then pulls the poker up, vertically slicing Samantha in half. Brent finds a badly wounded Flannel and Turtleneck Bro in the woods before Motherface stabs both of their heads with a javelin. Motherface attacks Brent with a tomahawk, but Nedry saves him, only for Motherface to throw a tomahawk into Nedry's head, killing him. The spirits of all the dead Delta Bi strengthen Brent, and he uses the power to beat Motherface to death.

Deaths[]

Counted Deaths:[]

Dude Bro Party Massacre[]

  • Road Doggie - Ultimate frisbee decapitation - 2 mins in
  • C-Trunk - Fellati-oh no! (Blow job spear gun) - 2 mins in
  • Cindy - Fellati-oh no! (Blow job spear gun) - 2 mins in
  • Coach Handsey - Instead of goodbye, so long (Stomach spear) - 3 mins in
  • Manscaping Bro - Psycho stabbed - 3 mins in
  • Party Bro - Mouth sword - 3 mins in
  • Delta Bi Bro - Decapitated in attic - 3 mins in
  • Scooter - Gary Zeller would be proud (Head explosion) - 3 mins in
  • Motherface the First - Texas Chainsaw Momssacre - 3 mins in

Dude Bro Party Massacre II[]

Dude Bro Party Massacre III[]

  • Brock Chirino - Insurance won't cover that (Throat slit with scissors) - 6 mins in
  • 250 Plane Crash Victims and Orphans - Legend - wait for it (Plane crash into orphanage) - 17 mins in
  • 4000 Old Parchtown Residents - Dary (Drowned in Greek week prank) - 18 mins in
  • Dean Pepperstone - Size doesn't matter (Stabbed with miniature rapier) - 20 mins in
  • Paddy - 4000 reasons why (Shoots himself) - 29 mins in
  • Drunk Dad - Mad Dad: Fury Road (Run over by van) - 31 mins in
  • Derek - I did not zap him I did noooot (Electrocuted) - 37 mins in
  • Spike - Someone kegged the spike (Impaled with keg tap) - 49 mins in
  • Todd - Should've worn protection (Stabbed with machete during sex) - 53 mins in
  • ZQ - Pulley yourself together man! (Torn in half with rope) - 55 mins in
  • Flimby Who? - A head only a mother could love (Killed offscreen) - 1 hr 7 mins in
  • Samzy - Sorry we cut your robo-samzy plot (Tongue lashed and drowned) - 1 hr 8 mins in
  • Turbeaux - All dogs go to heaven, but Turbeuxs go to hell (Shoots himself and a dog) - 1 hr 15 mins in
  • Sizzler - Baby gator feedin' time (Intestines flushed down toilet) - 1 hr 14 mins in
  • Samantha - Death was a little jar-ring (Split in half) - 1 hr 17 mins in
  • Flannel Bro - Academy award winning impalement - 1 hr 18 mins in
  • Turtleneck Bro - Academy award winning impalement - 1 hr 18 mins in
  • Nedry - Won't be getting Jurassic Park back online (Axe in head) - 1 hr 23 mins in
  • Motherface III - Olive Taylor deaddy (Beaten ad nauseum by Brotherface) - 1 hr 27 mins in
  • Chief - King of spleens on the window (Blown up) - 1 hr 29 mins in
  • Candace Buttiker - Orange you glad I didn't turn into bananas? - 1 hr 30 mins in

5 Second Commercials[]

  • Man in Commercial - Toonces lookout! (Drives off cliff) - 58 mins in

Non-Counted Deaths:[]

  • Dog - Shot by Turbeux

Trivia[]

  • This is the first Kill Count hosted by Zoran after James' break.
    • This is Zoran's 10th Kill Count.
  • This was the Kill Count with the most amount of deaths (with 4,295 kills), until Emesis Blue got that award (with 800,054 deaths). The last Kill Count with this award was Zombieland: Double Tap (with 376 kills). This caused the latter video to get demonitized.
    • This is also the first 4 digit kill count number.
    • This is the 2nd highest Kill Count when sorted by kills.
      • The fact that it seemed like it was gonna be the Kill Count Champion forever became a running gag since The Black Phone KILL COUNT.
    • Technically speaking more people died in Jason X than in this film, as the destruction of the Solaris was confirmed by the writer to have killed 19,727 people. However James decided that counting this number of deaths would be stupid and only counted 62.
  • Brent Chirino is the twelve fictional character to be featured in a Numbers Gag.
  • This was the Kill Count with the shortest kill average at 1.44 seconds, beating Social Mediasochist (Common Shiner Music Video) (2014) KILL COUNT at its kill average of 7.69 seconds, until it was overtaken by Emesis Blue (2023) KILL COUNT with a kill average at 8 milliseconds.
    • This is the first Kill Count to have the kill average be on the left side of the viewers (right side of the host).
  • The Kills for this Kill Count are separated into three segments, for each of the Dude Bro Party Massacre.
    • The Golden Chainsaws are also given to 3 recipients from each of the 3 "movies".
  • The plane shown on the newspaper is actually Asiana Airlines Flight 214, which crashed at San Francisco International Airport in 2013.
  • There hasn't been an age restricted video after Stitches but after 37 videos this video is the first and only age restricted video of Year 6, not including the explicit versions of any kill counts.
    • This is also the first Zoran kill count to get age restricted.
  • This is Zoran's second non killer worm movie, the first is Deathgasm.
  • This is Zoran's first Kill Count to have the background with the window curtain.
  • This is the first appearance of fellow YouTuber TomSka on the Kill Count. He plays Chaz Noodleman. He was also one of the 3 Golden Chainsaw recipients in this Kill Count.
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