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Critters Attack! (2019) KILL COUNT is the three hundred and seventy-ninth video of The Kill Count.
Overview[]
The movie begins in USA, where a shooting star lands on a nearby forest. A late-night sushi delivery guy named Kevin sees the shooting star nearby. He follows the meteorite to see that it’s a spaceship. He runs away, but the Krites kills him. The next day, the Krites were giving birth on Kevin’s dead body.
At the sushi restaurant, a woman named Drea works at the sushi restaurant. She spends the last night crying because of a rejection letter from Leroy College. Drea went to the car to deliver the sushi to Leroy College. A guy named Gregory Sax walks to Drea and talks to her.
The next night, a guy is sleeping in the forest. He checks the forest to see that the Krites are here. He scream and the Krites killed him offscreen and gave birth to other Krites in his dead body.
In a house, we met Aunt Dee. Aunt Dee was a bounty hunter that hunts krites, she was also trying to find the queen. She also had a husband and tons of cats. She calls a babysitter to babysit her cats because she’s leaving with a gun to hunt Krites. In a desert, a guy named Ranger Bob was walking in the desert. He gets bird poop on his face and decided to wash his face in the shower. The Krites are in the showers and kills him. They went to the cabin and kills two other rangers.
Back with Drea, she and her brother arrives at Professor Lacey Chalet’s house. While babysitting two teenagers, college student Drea discovers that the alien Krites have landed in the nearby forest. They soon receive help from the mysterious Aunt Dee, who might have a history with the hungry intergalactic beasts. And more the teenagers meet a white alien Krite named Bianca. Meanwhile, the Krites find a telephone repairman and eats the telephone repairman. One krite eat the wires of the phone box than makes them have no signal.
Drea sees that a krite is biting Jake’s leg. She kicks the krite to the corner. They escaped the house but Trissy wants to get Bianca. Drea went back to the house to see that one krite was killed by Bianca in a kitchen. She grabs Bianca to the car but since it was leaking, they were forced to walk in the streets to the police station.
Meanwhile, Aunt Dee has been using her PKE meter to track down the Krites. She kills a Krite with her gun and then she found a spaceship. Back with Uncle Lewis, he drove to the streets and sees the evidence in the car. Uncle Lewis found out that the Krites hate sound by turning on the siren. The kids arrive at Drea’s sushi restaurant to talk to Chef about the Krites. They see Uncle Lewis’ car, alongside the Krites outside the restaurant. Drea went outside, then went to her uncle’s car, only to found out that he was killed with the quills of the Krites. She then sees a townsperson eating by the Krites. Back at the restaurant, Chef took a kitchen knife to decapitate a Krite nearby. Drea and the others went to the van but her brother, Phillip asks about Uncle Lewis. She didn’t mention about her dead uncle but instead answers him by saying to remember high-pitched sounds. The kids went to the college campus when Drea hopes to get a ring of Shawn’s keys.
When they went out of the van, they notices Shawn’s dead body. Back in the car, Jake said they keep finding them because of Bianca. They went to the hall to explain that they were krites on campus, but Mandy thinks that it’s a prank and leaves. Gregory Sax went to get Shawn’s key and runs off outside, and while going to Shawn's location, Gregory is stopped by the critters in a critter ball by rolling over him, killing him. Afterward, they find their mom’s office and quickly figure out the keypad code is Trissy’s birthday.
They get in and find a bloody skeleton that was quickly dragged. They run off, but Bianca starts making some noises. They run away, leaving Bianca alone. They pass Mandy, who finds a student in a room, getting eaten by the krites. She then catches up to the rest of the students. They armed up in the shed and Mandy can’t find a weapon to use. She used the airhorn to kill the krites. Drea then turns to a krite named Scarface but she can’t because the air horn ran out as more critters were approaching.
The kids prepared for battle, as does Bianca. Bianca sliced all the critters and the kids bop their way to the krites. Scarface shoots Philip in the neck and Drea. She uses the quill to stab the krite in the eye and then exploded by Aunt Dee. Dee then heads off to find Bianca with a bunch of bodies.
Before Aunt Dee tries for kill Bianca, she saves Aunt Dee by shooting a nearby krite. Back with the kids, they drove in a golf cart. Drea and Mandy talk to each other. Drea decided that she doesn’t need to attend Leroy College anymore. Aunt Dee, Drea, and the kids found the Critter ball. It went down the stairs and Aunt Dee and Drea shoots the Critter ball. The movie ends with Phillip saying that aliens were real.
Deaths[]
Counted Deaths:[]
Humans[]
- Kevin - Post-mortem mates order (Eaten by critters) - 3 mins in
- Outdoor Dougie - DougieSMP got dark (Eaten by critters) - 18 mins in
- Ranger Bob - Scrub a dub dead (Eaten by critter) - 23 mins in
- Ranger Jonathan - Digestion with discretion (Eaten by critters) - 23 mins in
- Ranger Carol - Digestion with discretion (Eaten by critters) - 23 mins in
- Telephone Repairman - At least his performance wasn't phoned in (Eaten by critters) - 37 mins in
- Sheriff Lewis Haines - Is this a canon event? (Bled out from critter wounds) - 58 mins in
- Townsperson - Extra! Extra! Read all abou... oh you're dead (Eaten by critters) - 59 mins in
- Shawn - Bless meat bagpipes! (Eaten by critters) - 1 hr 2 mins in
- Gregory Sax - Better than death by Praxeus (Rolled over by critter ball) - 1 hr 7 mins in
- Leroy Student - Ironically this was his safety school (Eaten by critters) - 1 hr 12 mins in
Bounty Board[]
- Bubbles v2.0 - Bianca is the strong-est, fast-est, and tough-est (Killed by Bianca) - 43 mins in
- Critter - So there's is such thing as Critterbusters (Shot by Aunt Dee) - 50 mins in
- Critter - Death by retcon (Blown up by sheriff's siren) - 54 mins in
- Critter - That meat can't be sushi grade (Decapitated by Chef) - 1 hr in
- 3 Critters - Critters 3 without Leo (Blown up by air horn) - 1 hr 15 in
- 30 Critters - Cross-cutting critter carnage (Massacred by kids and Bianca) - 1 hr 17 in
- Scarface - They re-greta messing with Dee from hell (Shot by Aunt Dee) - 1 hr 20 mins in
- 2 Critters - D-e-Dee ded, baby (Shot by Aunt Dee) - 1 hr 20 mins in
- 6 Critters - Let them eat crite! (Killed and eaten by Bianca) - 1 hr 22 mins in
- Critter - Accu-punctured! (Shot with Bianca quill) - 1 hr 22 mins in
- 804 Critters in Critter Ball - Blown up fx budget (Shot by Drea and Dee) - 1 hr 25 mins in
Non-counted Deaths:[]
- Mrs. Haines - Died in a car accident before the events of the film
- Dog - Eaten by krites
- 9 Townsfolk - Eaten by krites, seen getting killed, or seen as bastard skellies
Trivia[]
- This Kill Count has the highest amount of kills for a Creature Feature.
- This is also the highest Critters Kill Count.
- This is the 4th highest Kill Count when sorted by kills.
- This is the Second Kill Count with a franchise total, while the first was Tremors.
- This Kill Count got a copyright claim from Warner Brothers.
- This is the tenth Kill Count to have the background color changed.
- Director and Writer of the ThanksKilling Duology, Jordan Downey, and Dude Bro friend Ben Gigli, all cameo in this Kill Count.
- Michael Rousselet dies the second time in this Kill Count.
- In a direct reference to the facehugger running gag from the critters 4 kill count, Zoran is seen petting a necronomicon in one scene.