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Critters 2 (1988) KILL COUNT is the three hundred and seventy-fifth video of The Kill Count.
Overview[]
Out in space on a desolate planet, the shape-shifting bounty hunters Ug and Lee and their human companion Charlie McFadden search for a vicious, worm-like creature. After killing the beast, they depart the planet. Soon afterwards, they receive a new assignment by Zanti, head of the High Council. He tells them that Critters are still on Earth and must be destroyed. With that, they set a course for Earth. Noticing Charlie brooding, Ug enquires what is wrong. Charlie states his reluctance to going back after two years and asks, concerned, whether they would leave him there. Ug assures him they have no such intentions.
Back on Earth, Brad Brown, now 15, is visiting his grandmother in Grover's Bend, and word gets around the town fast, implying he became well known after the events of the first film. Shortly after the bounty hunters arrive, the Critters attack a man dressed as an Easter Bunny, killing him. No one is aware that it was the Critters who attacked him, as his death is attributed to a farming accident. Eventually the Critters make themselves known when they begin terrorizing the town, growing in large numbers. Lee is killed and devoured by the Critters, causing Ug to slip into a deep depression and revert to his alien form.
The remaining people of the town devise a plan. With Ug polymorphed into a Critter, they lead the Critters to a burger factory in an attempt to blow them up, but that fails and The Critters re-emerge, joined together into a large ball, and begin heading to the church. Just before they reach it, Charlie flies directly into them with Ug's spaceship, successfully destroying the Critters and seemingly sacrificing himself. Ug subsequently takes on Charlie's facial features in honor of his bravery. The next day, as Brad departs, it is revealed that Charlie survived by using a parachute. He stays on Earth, becoming sheriff of the town. Ug departs in a new spacecraft, still wearing the guise of Charlie.
Deaths[]
Counted Deaths:[]
Humans[]
- Quigley - Eat me babies one more time - 23 mins in
- Sheriff Corwin - Your classic farm accident, happens all the time [Eaten by critters] - 33 mins in
- Lee - You ever get eaten by a critter in the pale moonlight? [Eaten in alley?] - 54 mins in
- Rando Shotgun Guy - He'll be deadly missed... what was his name again? [Pulled offscreen and eaten] - 57 mins in
- Random Guy - Indiana Jones' last crusade [Rolled over by critter ball] - 1 hr 13 mins in
Deaths (Counted in Critters Attack! (2019) KILL COUNT)[]
- Polar Ice Burger Cop - Sorry, didn't see you there [Seen Dead] - 1 hr 3 mins in
Bounty Board[]
- Critter - Oh Bernard, Rose will clean up that mess [Squished by Mr. Morgan's foot] - 27 mins in
- Critter - P.S. died [Squished by tire] - 40 mins in
- Critter - I like it, Picasso [Splattered on the wall by bounty hunters] - 42 mins in
- 10 Critters - Dis-order up! [Blown up] - 46 mins in
- Critter - Dis-order up! [Deep fried] - 46 mins in
- 5 Critters - It's Harv noon! [Shot by Sheriff Harv] - 58 mins in
- Critter - A-door-able demise [Crushed by door] - 1 hr 11 mins in
- 804 Critters in Critter Ball - Death saving roll failed [Blown up by ship] - 1 hr 15 mins in
Non-counted Deaths:[]
- Chili - Eaten by Krites
Trivia[]
- This is the 5th highest Kill Count when sorted by kills.
- This is the third Kill Count that doesn’t have a subtitle in the Kill Count title, the others were Gremlins 2 and Social Mediasochist II.
- This is the first Kill Count to use brackets instead of parenthesis in the cause of deaths.
- This is the first Kill Count to use different music for the Numbers segment.
- This is the sixth Kill Count to have the background color changed.
- This is also the first Kill Count to have two background colors, which are yellow and purple.
- Ug is the seventeenth fictional character to be featured in a Numbers Gag.