Colonel Schaffer is a member of P.E.I.P. and a minor character in The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals. She is played by Jaime Lyn Beatty.
Biography[]
At some point Emma is saved from Hatchetfield and goes to Clivesdale Hospital where she has her leg fixed up. A nurse brings her to Colonel Schaffer who assigns her a new name: Kelly to stop people connecting her and Emma who supposedly died in the Hatchetfield Catastrophe. Schaffer gives her the deed to a plot of land in Colorado where she would be able to set up her weed farm. She then says that Emma will be escorted to Colorado by Ben Bridges who is then revealed to be Paul. Emma is overjoyed to see Paul again and the two embrace until Paul begins to sing.
"Death"[]
It is unknown what happenens to her after she leaves the scene. In a sequence cut from the script, Schaffer returned into the room and the infected Nurse bit and ripped out her throat. Instead, Schaffer left the stage and Nora was brought back for the finale. We can only assume that she was infected sometime during or after "Inevitable".