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Christian Doddler is a minor character in President's Day.

Biography[]

Christian Doddler was a teenager that was running for a position in the student council. During a student council meeting, government teacher Mr. Leonard Wright introduced election advisors Ms. Heath and Vice Principal Mackey. While Mackey was explaining the rules of the election, Christian flirted with Ms. Heath, winking at her.

Death[]

Trophy hanging out of Christian's mouth

The trophy hanging out of Christian's mouth

Later that night, Christian invited her over so that they could have sex and prepared spaghetti for her. While she was in his bedroom, she looked at his sport trophies. After she went to get the soup, a man dressed as Abraham Lincoln walked into the room and stuffed his trophy down his throat, killing him.