Bachman is a supporting protagonist from Evil Bong. He is played by Mitch Eakins.
Biography[]
Bachman is a surfer-stoner who lives in a studio apartment with his fellow stoner roommates Larnell and Brett. The nerdy Alistair McDowell had moved in with them so that he could have a place to stay whilst studying at college.
During Alistair's stay, Larnell sees an ad for a large bong, in which the previous owner claims it was "possessed". Since Larnell has earned enough cash from Alistair's rent money, he buys the bong and has it delivered to their apartment. After receiving the bong, they all taking hits from it (with the exception of Alistair, who doesn't smoke).
That night, while the guys are taking a nap, the bong, named "Eebee", comes to life, which Alistair witnesses. He doesn't mention it to the other guys, however, and the next morning, they continue taking hits from the bong. Brett also introduces Alistair to his girlfriend Luann and her friend Janet, on whom Alistair develops a crush.
During Evil Bong 2: King Bong, Bachman gets a job as a pizza place worker. He starts passing out asleep at random due to the effects of the Evil Bong in the first movie, which made him get fired from his job. Rabbit, Bachman, Alistair, Brad, and Larnell head to South America to cure their ailments. He eventually gets cured due to the super weed in South America.
In the third movie, Evil Bong 3: Reefer Madness, Bachman owns his own weed shop with Brad. When a mysterious man brings in an Alien Bong to the weed shop, he smokes from it and gets transported to another planet. When the alien girls milk him of his semen, he starts getting covered in the rapidly growing weed. To save his life, Brad sets him on fire, freeing him.
Bachman appears in the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, and 7th Evil Bong movie.
"Death" and Revival[]
That night, Eebee once again comes to life, and seemingly transports Bachman's soul into it. Bachman then wakes up in the "Bong World"; a strip club filled with various strippers and...characters from other Full Moon films? (okay then)
Bachman before his death.
One of these Full Moon characters (Ivan Burroughs from Decadent Evil) tells Bachman to be careful of Eebee and her "siren ways", but he doesn't listen, and is then approached by one of the strippers who has skull heads on the cups of her bra. When he comes near the bra, the skull heads start biting him in the neck and he "bleeds to death". The next morning, the others wake up to find Bachman "dead" on the couch.
Bachman is revived by the end of the film after JImbo blows up Eebee with a time bomb strapped to his chest whilst in the Bong World.